Michelle

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

DO NOT invite me to housewarming parties, weddings, baby showers, graduations, etc... if you don’t include me in cookouts, coffee breaks, movie dates, girls night or any other gatherings. it’s so offensive to think someone wants to dish out money on your life milestones without actually including them in your life progressions.

[bria @briathephoenix]

Alcohol. They are consuming alcohol every day.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

especially if you’re still living in your childhood home, in the same room, and never went away for college.

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[aldi 🧸 ³ ⁴³ @kindacurly_]

“Whenever anything is not going his way, he lashes out with unnecessary anger and borderline violence”

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

an oz of weed is officially cheaper than filling my gas tank.

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

People buy weed everyday instead of just buying it for the month? This how ik I’m just a girl because I look at it like a bill lmao

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 @Be_like_calvin2]

i smoke my fair share of weed and never once did i hit the joint and say “wow crack would be way better than this stuff”.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

You cannot manipulate a woman who studies patterns instead of words.

[Cameron @CxmeronCc]

🗣️ Fernando Alonso: “Right now we have a World Championship of batteries.” #F1

[🍁 @72Breezy]

makes sense check the rest of them

[U.P. Sr. @JustAFamilyMan_]

I really don’t think a lot of you understand the seriousness of this situation and what that orange fat buffoon has done.

[eda ★ @edascofield]

i hate people who don’t see the wrong in their actions but see the wrong in yours

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Netanyahu wanted billions to flatten Gaza. He got it.

Netanyahu wanted war with Iran. Trump just gave it to him.

American foreign and military policy must be determined by the American people.

Not the right-wing extremist Netanyahu government.