Mary Beth Lasseter

Wife. Mother. ND Alum. Wendy's fan.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@rdavidlasseter https://t.co/Z38cJ1iEUn

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The beauty of wildlife - a thread 🧵

1. Dick Van Duijn captured the exact moment a squirrel stopped to smell a flower

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

This house is pulling for Sierra Leone @KentuckyDerby

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

Reggie Bush broke the rules that applied when he played. Returning the Heisman is ridiculous. He's still a cheater.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@danielflasseter @MLB Pick your players based on snack potential.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@rdavidlasseter Surely you were not pulling for the cheater?

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@danielflasseter @PopTartsUS Did you see them eat the Pop Tart at the end? My kids didn't believe me, so I called them all in and made them watch. IMO, that's much better than the outcome of the Duke's mayo bowl.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@danielflasseter @Safecoinsurance Our insurance sold out to Safeco. I'm going to ask about changing carriers in solidarity.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

My son hates Alexander Hamilton. Where did I go wrong? Is he going to tell me that he hates Henry Clay next?

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@danielflasseter @valdostastate How fun!

[Braves on TBS @BravesOnWTBS]

It's sad to hear that Levi Walker, aka Chief Noc-A-Homa, has passed. Rest in peace, Chief.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

Hearing Fleetwood Mac always reminds me how much I love Stevie Nicks.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

@AlexDusza Slovakia!?! What's Erin studying? And how are you? So many questions... And I never claimed to be an expert on pronouncing kolache, though I do a pretty good job of eating them.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

Tough loss. I don’t want to talk about it. Please don’t ask.

[Mississippi Today @MSTODAYnews]

The latest from Marshall Ramsey: Signs

https://t.co/rsUs25gk3J

[David Crary @CraryAP]

Pope Francis says 'backward' Catholic conservatives in U.S. have replaced faith with ideology (from @AP) https://t.co/NqFX2ynJIG

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

Anniversary dinner at @SnackbarOxford . #worthgettingmarried

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Bear cubs getting in a hammock is one of the greatest videos of all time.

[Mary Beth Lasseter @mb_lasseter]

What is the advantage of a microwave meal if it has to actively cook for 10 minutes and then rest for 5? I’ll read directions before I shop next time.