Ali 🥰 | Minister of Enjoyment 🇨🇩

Paris ✌🏾 #243 #FREECONGO #FREEPALESTINE #FRERSUDAN #FREEYEMEN #FREEHAITI

[Toye @_Toye_]

How do people get convinced that they’ll be able to get drugs past security?

[EM 𒉭 ZOMST @SonGohanE]

Twitter c’est vrm le seul endroit où des inconnus s’enervent pck tu fais pas ta soupe maison mdrr, kiff ta soupe ma belle vive l’automne

[liria ⊹₊⋆ @noctismiles]

first in my bloodline to witness someone using being monolingual as a flex

[The Ting Dynasty @KeKatli]

This is what "Of All Time" means.

[Mikko Medarda 🧡🇵🇸 @SuccBoyStony]

“ forbidden love” and its a male hockey player and female figure skater… be serious

[Louise P @Louise_Pn93]

Les personnels du collège Politzer qui dénoncent l’eau contaminée dans leur établissement, étaient au 20h de France 2. La mobilisation paie , ils ont obtenu la fermeture du collège aujourd’hui 💥

[FireBird @FieryHasbara]

Just met an english couple from Oxford, who've lived in Thailand for 15yrs, renting their house back home, living a great lifestyle on around £1500 a month inc rent.

"We love it out here, we just hang around with all the other ex pats"

"You mean immigrants"

Silence was loud😏

[Mia Peppsi 🃏♥️♣️♦️♠️ @YourWaifu]

my grandmother who was paralyzed from the neck down was told by the court that she appeared at in person that she was not eligible for disability because she ‘could work in a call center’ She asked “how would I answer the phone?” They didn’t have an answer

[jaykay jungkook waved @ me @warsofhrmone]

i think a lot of this discourse comes from the fact that a lot of you never participating in the process of learning a language beyond your 2 years of required spanish or french in high school

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ fan acct @DirtySweetStyle]

Had a friend in our mommy group who confessed that she would sometimes wake up with her husband already having sex with her and… If she ever declined sex with him, he would throw adult temper tantrums, and basically scream in her face until she relented and we had to explain to her that that was rape. They are now divorced, but her husband was very upset with us for that.

[S3RG @S3RGGG]

If you ever think you hungry af try eating two packs of noodles

[chocodamiix ★ @chocodamiix]

You can acknowledge someone is attractive without being attracted to them. Attraction is way more complex than it seems.

[Sage-Flemministe @Nebuuleusae]

C’est marrant (non) les cyclistes font aux piéton exactement ce qu’ils reprochent aux voitures de faire avec eux : manquer de nous renverser, ne pas s’arrêter aux passages piéton, prendre les trottoirs ou les passages piétons quand ça les arranges en manquant frôlant la poussette

[Elena⁷ • saw BTS @namgistory]

I'm sorry but this is how i know you never tried to learn another language bc no one becomes fluent just with books and programs and no interaction with native speakers

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

Mathew was important for her commercialism and once she had enough hits, she stopped caring about that. both her commercial and artistic acclaim eras are very important to the success of her career

[ISHKA 🎒 @zvonko2026]

Les troupes américaines quittent l'Irak après 23 ans.

Et pas une seule arme de destruction massive trouvée

1,3 million d’irakiens morts

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

This is why it is not a "conflict". No part of Israel looks like this.

[𝗛𝗩𝗭 𝗜𝗜 🌊🇵🇸 @zeyn_hv]

Mon trait toxique dans les transports (gares, aéroports...) c'est que je dépasse tout le Monde même si je suis pas pressé parce que WOW la lenteur de certains individus

[Saravigote @SALVEOMALEFlClA]

C’est pour ça que vous pensez dead ça en lâchant des « Comme ci comme ça » en français alors que sonper l’utilise ici 🤣🤣🤣