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@jamescoulee Being so short, they feel deeply unserious.
An American won the first Canada vs and while I’d love Kennedy to win this one, why would Canadian girls go on it if they’re gonna compete with Americans who will be on the show for the 3rd or 4th time and win every time

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@theslaysiandiva lol I’ve had ppl ask my weight before even asking my name

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

PUBLIC MESSAGE TO ALL: If you have big huge muscles, a big fat muscle ass, and a humongous piece and you are beautiful please pound a brick for me 2nite. 🧱🧱🧱

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@itsdarlenebtw I’ll be devastated if you’re not at Ptown bear week

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@pemilo123 I put off fasting bloodwork for months cause the idea of messing up my morning routine that serverly was terrifying

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@fw_naetoblaq Propranolol, thc, magnesium glycinate

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@be_like_ice I saw a car I didn’t recognize in staff parking lot and immediately had to take extra dose of anxiety meds even knowing I may go over the recommended daily dose so I could keep collected enough to not do or say something even more unhinged

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@jacksonhinkle So does Baltimore

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@buffys Was this written by Kath and Kim: this beckons back to Typhann Knees

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@SlayyyterChart Ava max left a pride gig at 60 minutes on the dot and turned the lights fully on. I cannot listen to her music ever again

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@mistressdivy Happy Hookers Outdoors (fishing place in Ohio across the bridge from Sandusky

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@mistressdivy lol they had did payroll at a job and I was stuck for 3 days trying to cash it because the only branches were over 100 miles away

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.

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@ALEXAGY0 lol the state I work in at a dispensary can’t give free weed. They pay an insane amount into my healthcare every month to offset not being able to deduct cost of weed like a pharmacy can

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@__apf__ lol the metro ads in DC are all for defense contractor AI (no billboards allowed here on highways and it’s glorious)

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@slayyyter Do a separate DC show please 🙏

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@itsdarlenebtw Please come to Ptown bear week. I have a spare room in my house lol

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@Carlos__Turcios @Mean_Repubican How about we give senators based on GDP

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@AddiSpotify Let him be a kept man and just take his shirt off in movies

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@charizardavis Also- I literally started watching their videos YESTERDAY, my phone is definitely listening

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@charizardavis I mean I started watching their videos last night and every one where Austin or Will is in a tank top I am immediately feral, I haven’t gotten far back enough to Hasan in a tank top cause I think he got self conscious