Mike Band

Attorney. Fact enthusiast.
"A pint can not hold a quart, Mr. Pizer. If it holds the pint, it's doing the best it can."

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@iamneilbarrett 10/10 for the *elite* sock game on display from #45. This man knows about warm ankles.

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@FlowGo37 @CascadeLacrosse

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@ConnorWilsonLAS And he rides.

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@ConnorWilsonLAS If you had to pick the one problem to rule them all, it's "year round youth sports." Many of the other problems derive from this.

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@jhumenslacrosse This chin strap will start a new religion

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@HuttonJackson "What's Sixes, General Washington?"
"It's a version of the game that leaves out the best parts of both indoor and outdoor."
"But why, sir?"
"Because as free men we will hope that people who don't watch the best versions of lacrosse will be happy to watch the worst."

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@iamneilbarrett Just terrible. I cannot believe the app is still so completely dysfunctional after all this time.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus