🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕

“it’s chaos. be kind.” he/him/they/them

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

Clifford the big red dog is a kaiju and no one can convince me otherwise.

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

I’m starting to understand why dogs hate the sound of a vacuum cleaner.

[💀ꋊꏂ꒦ꏂꋪ ꑄꋬꐟ ꒻ꏂꑄꑄ💀 @bassbarbie182]

Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

ok he's getting desperate

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I have LAUGHED from deep in my belly. This laugh came from my SOUL! 😂😂😂

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

To anyone saying “I’m a republican we’re not all like this,” I encourage you to reflect on the company you keep. Where do you think this came from? Hope it was worth it.

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

@kerinnew If it makes you feel any better, mine was sonic the hedgehog. 😂

[b.b @benoobrown]

December next week?? Time flies when your life is falling apart in a pandemic

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

@hannahyank Kudos to the Mets for making it onto both lists.
In terms of tagging I’m “the oboe”

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i regret to inform you i am awake

[lj 🌼 hubris king @newtguzzler]

When I die I want to be cremated but at my funeral there will be an open casket with a Muppet version of me.

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

Alls I’m saying is that in our world shit really started going downhill the moment Harambe died. #justsaying #RIPHarambe

[Bisexual Panther 🅴 @BiATLien]

Yo the way “Yorktown” would go UP tonight if Broadway was still going.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[𝐋𝐈𝐕 @livvcovarrubias]

THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES.

[🐢 Mikey B 🦖🦕 @mbannigan27]

If you voted for the person who makes you more money... you’re part of the problem. You’re issues run real deep. And I’m very angry at you.

[Samuel Pomerantz @doomegranate]

Me in elementary school
Oh who am I kidding, me now