Harold Longbottom

Mbappe lover. Hardworking peach farmer. Proud father of 5. In that order.

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Imagine if we could all just

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Feeling sad that I don’t have a Chiefs fan in my life to dunk on

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@Jason @KolinKoehl @VailResorts @Northstar_CA A responsible dad would read that article and probably take their kids to the beach instead. But what do I know

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@EricksonKiva @AnthonyR3384 Not you comparing sexual harassment to breaking an obscure NCAA bylaw 🐸

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@NateLewis77 Hold up… 12 years?! At this point if you do end up going to the football game then your priorities are COOKED

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GET THE CAMERA OUT OF HIS FACE JEEZ

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I’m going to live tweet the Oregon v Washington game

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Give him the heisman already

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@drewpwienerr Unfortunately Bo Nix may also be legit

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@MrOH1O You are forgetting that the easiest way for OSU to get into the playoffs is by beating Michigan

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@BarstoolMSU @BarstoolOSU Tell me more about tuck