Maya Baratz Jordan

Investor. Fmr CEO/Partner, FFNY (LP: J&J). Early investor/advisor @substackInc Promise Pay @ourplace & more. Product vet @Flickr @Disney.👰@robertjordan33. Mom.

[Maya Baratz Jordan @mbaratz]

Whoever invented babies is a genius. Babies are a platform. So many businesses built on babies.

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Tired: talking about old Twitter on old Twitter
Wired: talking about new Twitter on new Twitter (I’m mbaratz there too) https://t.co/kwlPP6DZ9m

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I can’t believe my face eggs. #SuccesionHBO

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Not having a blue checkmark is the new having a blue checkmark.

[Lauren Berson Sugarman @LaurenBerson]

So honored to share that Conceive has been named one of @fastcompany’s Most Innovative Companies of 2023!
https://t.co/kJQjlPon8b

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🙈🙉🙊

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One rich dude owning a platform like twitter. What could go wrong.

[Lauren Berson Sugarman @LaurenBerson]

At Conceive, we help you understand if you can get pregnant—and then we do everything in our power to get you there. And we’ve been working on some BIG changes as part of that mission… 🧵

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the same but different

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I mean they warned us?

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An advent calendar but every day you open the little door and get surprised by a new virus your kid picked up and brought home. Happy holidays 2022!!

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@CaseyNewton Lots of pre 2020 vibes in this tweet

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Apparently the best way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire and then buy Twitter.

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@CaseyNewton Didn’t a bunch of users just attach their credit card numbers to their profiles? What could go wrong!

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@ashleymayer Ok fine I’ll share my apple

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@ashleymayer @EvelynRusli Lol this def feels like it belongs on our text thread

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@arctictony What! Huge loss for Twitter.

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He wants to launch the $20 verification thing on Nov 7. Midterms on Nov 8. 😘

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Woah someone built an old and crappy posterity Twitter, somewhere you can talk about lunch and even be greeted with the fail whale sporadically! Missed this wholesome chaos: https://t.co/4w28qMgZc1

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@CaseyNewton Seems a bit classist, no?

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*in

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I frankly care less about what he does to Twitter the product than I do about yet another critical election being influenced by fake news on an influential international media co.