Mallori Battiest

Former Oklahomie, current KS resident. CNIM. Sooner. Bookworm. RIP Gizmo 4/9/09-5/24/23. ✌️💜☕🌮♐🐶

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I’m about to lose my denim skinny jeans because #thickthighssavelives but they also destroy jeans 😭😭

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@TravisSkol @larissalou The OU Club of KC is very active! Señor OU is here with us when he and his wife don’t go to games in person!

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My current situation 🙃

[Mike'l Severe @mikelsevere]

The MCI terminals in Kansas City have been evacuated. It's started around 11:50am.

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3 years ago, I did Thanksgiving for 2. No turkey, but a pork tenderloin. Way too many in leftovers.
Since then it’s been (homemade) lasagna and lasagna soup.
This year, I’m letting the grocery store cook the meal for me, and I go pick it up Wednesday just to heat and serve 👏🏽👏🏽

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Facebook is down for me so I guess I’ll continue reading my book

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

.@patmcafeeshow and the Sooners aren't worried about the school coming out of the north 😤

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@larissalou I wouldn’t normally take to twitter, except it kicked out my boyfriend, who was watching at home.

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Dear @netflix: I travel pretty frequently for work. I had to change my home location this week because the option to click “I’m traveling” wasn’t there. Then had to change home again when I got home. If I’m signing in on a device called “Hilton set top box,” IT’S A HOTEL

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Enter daily for a chance to win [PRIZE] @KCTV5 https://t.co/Q5NuBX7Xg5

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Win or lose we still booze! 🤣
#BoomerSooner

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THIRTY-FOUR medals in track & field. OUTSTANDING. #TeamUSA #Paris2024

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HOLY MOLY Brody Malone’s dad 😭😭😭

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I watch too much SVU. Jennifer Esposito was a victim who died in season 1 and they brought her back in seasons 20 & 22. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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#NewProfilePic

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We keep playing like this and we’ll go down 3-1 going home. Come on dudes!! Take smart shots #OKCThunder

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It’s so rural in western KS that the news is covered by a larger town almost 3 hours away! Their news coverage is like almost the entire western half of the state.

[Mallori Battiest @mbattiest]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
#nobodycallsitX

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Took Ofi with us to a friend’s house last night, and those friends have a 2 year old and a 10 year old dog. The 2 year old played with him a lot. It’s almost 11 AM and he’s still OUT 😂

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Thank you Mallori of last week for not drinking the last Red Bull so I can have one before this potential overnight case 🫠