Peter Mbaya

rugby ke ,fitness &selfless being

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

My kid-bro received a text message purportedly from @ntsa_kenya for overspending … As a dutiful citizen, he paid the fine to the account at @KCBInKenya given by NTSA .. The account is in the name of CATHERINE JERONO TOMNO …. The law doesn’t allow Government institutions to open bank accounts in the names of individuals. Is NTSA exempt?

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

SORRY my Boss.I FEEL your pain.Those you ASSIGNED my RESPONSIBILITIES & 'project' mzee have let you DOWN miserably.They bangled our BIG4,killed our party & wasted your 2ND term.Wao ni bure kabisa.Boss,am AVAILABLE.Just a PHONE call away.Sadly last CABINET was 2yrs ago.
Yule No.2

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Fomo.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Leo ni ku #LindaMama tu….to all of our mothers, a very happy #MothersDay

[Walter Okoth @Okoth11W]

🙏🏾

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Musalia 4 Billion
Muturi 700 Million
Duale 851 Million
Mutua 420 Million
Wahome 390 Million

Ladies and gentlemen a total of over 6 Billion Shillings appeared for vetting in bunge today to join the mama mboga government.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

It is actually a crime under Kenyan law for public officers to give false/misleading information. We have been told a bunch of open lies about the fuel situation with Ruto himself, as recently as 30th March, telling us his “strategic interventions”had “mitigated price increases” only to hit us with a 40 shilling increase two weeks later. Let me not even mention that “expert” or his string of lies. We are placing the pain at the pump squarely on Ruto.

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

You must defeat fear, to be a good leader.

I mentioned the road from Murungaru- Gilgil road to the President on Wednesday. It was advertised on Friday.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

This is the biggest turnout ever. We've even convinced those who didn't bring their IDs to go back for them. Despite political infiltration, our aim of watu wakue Kadi is a success. Thank you Kitale. Tuko Kadi. Local mobilisation and TikTok work majamaa.

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

ARREST OF SUSPECTS LINKED TO THE ATTACK ON VIHIGA SENATOR HON. GODFREY OSOTSI

Detectives from the Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) in Kisumu County have arrested three suspects in connection with the attack on Vihiga Senator Hon. Godfrey Osotsi at Java House, West End Mall.

The suspects, identified as Carlos Owiti alias Kalonje (24) from Nyalenda, Eric Otieno alias Dude (39) from Manyatta, and Vincent Odhiambo alias Tinga (27) from Nyalenda, are currently in police custody and are being processed for arraignment in court.

Investigations have been intensified, with detectives actively pursuing additional suspects linked to the incident.

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations thanks members of the public who have volunteered useful information to aid the ongoing investigations and urges continued cooperation as detectives work to bring all perpetrators to justice.

Further updates will be provided as the investigations progress.

[Nicki Bigfish @nickiBIGFISH]

You know things are bad when you visit the president as an artist, musician, or entertainer and feel too ashamed or afraid to post it on your socials because of the backlash you’d get from your followers and fans.

That office used to carry a certain level of respect, and anyone invited would be excited and see it as an achievement. Nowadays, it looks like a backstab and betrayal to the masses.

[Juma @JmJuma1]

Alai also said that the reason why Oburu and Wanga are only holding rallies in Luoland is because they have lost control of the ODM dominated Nairobi county assembly with none of the Speaker, majority leader or whip reporting directly to Oburu, ati sahii wakifanya makosa waitishe rally in the city ni Alai pekee atatokea because the rest report to Babu Owino and Sifuna. ODM is quickly becoming a village party.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Dappa Man,was sentenced to 15 years in prison for a crime he never committed,Defilement,I always say,there should be a severe punishment for people who accuse others of crimes they never committed.

Dappa Man, while on Obinna TV, revealed that his step mother set him up,he was arrested and was sent to remand.

The step mother, never appeared in court,Dappa man,was the forced to plead guilty for the crime to avoid more time in Remand.

Dappa Man cried,while narrating his life in prison and added that you should not even wish your worst enemy
prison.

I'm running for a Member of Parliament seat, and if elected, the first motion I will table is to criminalize false testimony and malicious accusations. Many men are suffering in prison for crimes they did not commit.

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

William Ruto has POSTPONED his Gusii three day tour that was supposed to start on Friday, 27th, March.

It is alleged that intelligence reports indicated to him that the Gusii region's ground would be expected to be HOSTILE due to the emergency of Dr. Fred Matiang'i's presidential ambitions.

Other reasons are that William Ruto in his past visits he has made promises that he hasn't fulfilled to date and out of shame he wouldn't go to launch the same projects that he has done before.

No matter what, kasongo has lost favour in Gusiiland and across the country. Nothing will stop him from being a WANTAM president!

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

You asked for a census platform!

Here it is. Let us see those numbers!

There is a payment of Ksh 10 that ensures we combat Kasongo Bots ndio tujue the real numbers!

https://t.co/5dRIbTnVXU

Twende Kazi.
#LindaMwananchi
#SisiNdioSifuna

[Joshua Okayo @okayojoshua]

If it appears, just retweet.
We shall never forget!

#RutoMustGo

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

We have managed to uncover Traffic (Minor Offences) Rules and the charges motorists face following the rollout of the new NTSA Instant Fines system.

Save the thread below:

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

In my quest to understand where exactly the problem is with disaster response in Nairobi, be it fire incidents or rescue I’m learning that there is serious mismatch of qualifications and roles hindering those qualified from actually performing their duties.

Sample this;

Principal Disaster Management Officer=Degree in PR

Principal Fire Officer=Masters in Theology

Chief Fire Officer=Degree in Library Studies

Senior Disaster Management Officer=Degree in Tours and Travel

Inawork?

[Davis @davis_O94]

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life.
Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?