Manitoba Department of Food and Stuff

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We at the Department of Foods and stuff would like to remind Manitobans that while grocery prices are still artificially high, cannibalism is still uncouth.

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@YourAlberta Hilariously stupid

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Eating feces: good or best?

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Notice: Some Heart-Shaped Pizzas in Winnipeg Reportedly contain Human heart meat.

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Meat the ageless ground up billionaire we’ve been finding traces of in your burger week burgers

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@jorjornel I just drop some essential oils directly onto my dash when it’s sunny

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@Christi17131031 @lisa_naylor @MBGov @reghelwer @LenIsleifson Bibles are in school libraries you knob shit the fuck up

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The only place that books should be banned from is the food pyramid.

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Minister of Foods asked our department: “what kind of caviar do poor people like?”.

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A burger place in Hargrave Market has been reported as “weak”

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@NiakwaPizzaStan @Nerdy_Yarn_Lady @AmiriKing @PaleBlueDiamond

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Saturday night, keep your Tupperware locked up tight

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Easter is a reminder that cooking food on a spit requires consistent heat:

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@jorjornel

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Support your community by feeding local fascists dirt.

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@PierrePoilievre Find out how we’re putting food on Manitoban’s plate:

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@CBCNews Learn how we’re helping Manitobans put food on the table:

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Join us next week when we unveil our new food security plan to keep Manitobans fed:

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We would like to warn people about the

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Truth is our department is paid in tickets to Heather Stefanson’s son’s hockey games… which are free.

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@NiakwaPizzaStan @olflirtyb_stard We recommend not using children as deli meat for various reasons: 1) it is illegal 2) too many bones