Mary Beth Donahoe

professional bag lady | triad of threats | she/her

[Mary Beth Donahoe @mbdonahoe]

@marcjfranklin I feel seen.

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@abby_says_ Omg. Did not mean to double follow as a double Mary name, but here we are.

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@abby_says_ Following

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@skullface YES oh my god that’s perfect. You’re going to have such a good time!

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@skullface Highline is a fave. As is the rooftop (birra something) at eataly flatiron. What show are you seeing??

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@skullface You would think I would have tourist recs on LOCKDOWN. But alas.

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@mattydasilva @mark_r_beyer They were alligator shoes, Matty. Specificity is key!

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@its_bradymiller Do I have to unfollow you

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@RyanJHaddad Joyful 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 giddy! 👏🏼

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@its_bradymiller The sticks? Yup, hot.

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@abby_says_ Having all your healthcare providers on the same page is like herding cats.

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@jordanbrown10 This is your MOTHER?! Jordan. I’m beside myself wow. I’d go to the east side to meet her tbh.

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@mattydasilva I don’t have the patience anymore. Either you know what I mean or you dong.

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@abby_says_ It’s consistently inconsistent. Which is both frustrating and…alarming?

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@abby_says_ Can confirm.

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@zfbach Wow that is comMITTMENT

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@abby_says_ @ChanceofEvan NO outside clothes are allowed on the bed, much less shoes! In fact, if you’ve even taken out the trash, you simply must shower before even touching the sheets. No exceptions.

[Mary Beth Donahoe @mbdonahoe]

@mattydasilva Your resourcefulness is a treasure

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@GrossmanMax It’s how this tweet is my resume