mik

:')

retired funny guy

active ancient man

[ً @artfuIchaos]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels like it could all just be a lie

[maico.🫯 @kniveswy]

eu também pegaria um tijolo se meu namorado fosse se encontrar de madrugada com uma amiga de trabalho em um estacionamento vazio

[mik @mbdtf420]

I can't in good conscious respect someone who hasn't had a customer service job

[Macaulay Trollkin 🦞 @Billybobwalter1]

People act like this guy some hero. He was a rich kid trust fund baby that was so out of touch with reality that he underestimated nature and got himself killed by his own stupidity.

[mik @mbdtf420]

I love cutting my bangs now it's so fun and freeing

[mik @mbdtf420]

It's a fun guy....

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

remember when not only you would get a disc but you’d also get a case with meaningful cover art along with a manual that taught you how to play (and often included fun additional lore tidbits) and hell sometimes they’d even throw in a poster for free just for fun

[mariana 🍂 @carryonmari]

one of the best videos ever she spilled!

[mik @mbdtf420]

I let TEMU text me porno offers bc it's not like anyone else reaches out to me

[mina @cannibalilies]

No she's right i hate it when men laugh after i say something normal it feels so condescending

[mik @mbdtf420]

It's cheaper to buy each card I want individually from a older pokemon tcg set than to buy it to rip 😭😭 I wanna rip cards again not just buy singles

[mik @mbdtf420]

love waking up early to read some terrible news. Electric forest wtf happened...

[mik @mbdtf420]

Is this really bc she liked some of Johnny Depps tweets? Get over yourself, people are so chronically online these days do you even hear yourself

[trent. @mandylane06]

was excited about obsession’s digital release then remembered about inde… why would she do this to me

[mik @mbdtf420]

Piplup and I have something in common

[evil elly @laffodiI]

can I ask you a question forever