MB

How's that for a slice of fried gold

[MB @MBecks25]

@FootballCliches Cut up some of those and use them for your text alerts

[MB @MBecks25]

@Ankaman616 Dalot 5+ goals this season.

[MB @MBecks25]

@Ankaman616 A defender features in the top 5 golden boot

And

4+ goal keepers to be sent off

[MB @MBecks25]

@FootballCliches I have to read anything he does in your keysie voice these days.

[MB @MBecks25]

@FootballCliches
The collective inhaling of breath before the goal is an audible delight

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

This angle is absolutely nuts man 😭🙌

https://t.co/THNDQSo2fB

[MB @MBecks25]

@FootballCliches @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Do not rule them out leaving…this week. Remember where you heard it…this week…this week

[MB @MBecks25]

@Ankaman616 I need your expert predictions. I’ve got bloc party @ leedsfest 30/8 at a glorious 2:30 slot. While they play, it’ll be Utd Burnley 3pm. Give me time of the first goal, scorer + what bloc party song they’ll be playing when the net ripples!

[MB @MBecks25]

@TSB hi tsb my card has been declined in a few places. It worked fine Saturday morning but then in the afternoon it didn’t work chip or contactless (no texts about fraud or anything)

[MB @MBecks25]

@dank_ackroyd I’m thinking there’s a lot of visibility of “is this about up the arse” or ITAUTA (thats how we say it in the biz), that I reckon you could launch a crypto currency now based off it

[MB @MBecks25]

@dank_ackroyd How are the investments going Ruth? Hoping your getting good yield

[MB @MBecks25]

God bless you all

[MB @MBecks25]

@scully1888 Remember when Simon the butcher o gunner threw masked office man off the top of the stainless steel cage of doom. Iconic

[MB @MBecks25]

@Ankaman616 Please don’t remind us about Sunday already…

[MB @MBecks25]

@Ankaman616 Passing out from the back is getting me worse than a horror movie

[BN @BanditNanna]

The difference between City and Everton is that City will have assembled the finest legal team possible whereas Everton use a bloke called Kenny whose business card starts with “Had a fall at work?” and ends with “also for wedding DJ bookings contact funtimekenny345@lycosdotcom”.

[🇮🇪 @Sakaurra]

On the anniversary of “fuck off you fucking prick”, here we have “she fucking jumped into me you twat”

[MB @MBecks25]

Exactly how I’ll be next September, Mr @thecallumprice

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Walking into a wedding with a free bar and it’s Madri on tap.

[MB @MBecks25]

Brentford are bullies and it’s not nice. Those poor Manchester lambs. Leave them alone!

[MB @MBecks25]

@james2murray Step dads them. No actual dad has muscle mass of over 12%

[MB @MBecks25]

These last few years of welsh football have so made up for all those years watching s4c on an awful aerial tv signal whilst wales plodded against San Marino for the umpteenth time