Maggie B.

I've discovered that I am a survivor: eating and sleeping are my favorite things. SURVIVAL!

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@dominos This has yet to be addressed.....

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If I were rich, I'd 100% drop $5 into randos' Venmo accts just to make their day (almost just did this but was pissed because #broke) 💸💸💸

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

Just discovered I have been eating sheep's milk cheese in Spain. Not really mad about it. It's pretty ok. 🐑🧀

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

Do you still wait for me, dream giver? ✨

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Depressed till the end of all time that I will never get to see @Adele perform live 😭😭😭

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Mmk yep obsessed with Moana. Count me as one of the fanatics.

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When people's bitmojis actually look like them >>>>>>>

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@ChipotleTweets Gabe, do I have to pay for extras to make my bowl full?

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

After two bites and that's all that is left.....not your best, @ChipotleTweets

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Yes, please DO have the video you're watching on your phone at full volume in the middle of this coffee shop. THX SO MUCH. 😡😡😡 #finalsrage

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

Living in constant fear I will give a hard left swipe to a guy on Bumble who is actually sitting in direct line of sight of my phone...😳

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

When you learn the 4-year-old you babysit has more game than you...

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

It's been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

"I am like the Taylor Swift of psychology."--@MiyahTianna_x3 😂

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

the only plus of this starbucks is their choice to play an etta james playlist

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

There are few things in this world that give me as much joy as itty, bitty, tiny, baby grapes. 🍇

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

RIP Italian Combo. You will be missed. There will never be another quite like you. @panerabread

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The puppy fever is REAL.

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I've decided to compile all of my ridiculous stories into a published coffee table book for the masses to read and enjoy. You're welcome.

[Maggie B. @mbeebz1047]

NBD season premieres galore on TLC tonight. Like people, this is it.