maria

cincinnati

[prezoh @prezoh]

me whispering under my breath at the airport

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i just found a weird tiny trinket and thought of you

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

“do you have to let it linger ?” yes i literally fucking do

[A Nobody’s Burner Account @clevelandidiot]

Travis Kelce talking to Taylor Swift after the game asking her if she saw his touchdown

[maria @mbeeler_]

me when i lie

[kastja @baldharry]

Harry Styles is dating former Late Late Show Host James Corden, TMZ reports.

[maria @mbeeler_]

after today i’ve concluded that punxsutawney phil is a liar and a slut

[C @theclovecoterie]

I’ve never seen Star Wars that shit is none of my business

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

Bringing back tees over longsleeves in 2023, no matter what it costs me

[maria @mbeeler_]

@Kelcccccccccc Ugh she just like me fr :(

[maria @mbeeler_]

Elon better never take away the little balloons that show up on your birthday bc I love popping those little guys

[Nathan Jensen @NateMJensen]

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best".

You'll never take me alive,
Nate

[Grace @gracecamille_]

goodbye. To prison they go

[s @dollarbillbluez]

Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[maria @mbeeler_]

How do I get a job at the puppy bowl