Morgan Beller

Biometry & Statistics, 2014

[Morgan Beller @mbeller2450]

@2450Fall2011 Highlight. RT @ZaarlyCornell: Do you have "COMM 2450 Office Hours"? Someone on Zaarly is asking for it! http://t.co/Ccz4XBWt

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@2450Fall2011 I would fully support the idea to eliminate all governments and let Google take over #Googletopia

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@2450Fall2011 I think we all just have to accept the fact that Google has become the world's Big Brother.

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@2450Fall2011 How long until Human Capacity, too, becomes replicable? #SIRIisaSTART

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@2450Fall2011 "...which aims to make every book ever published searchable on Google" Did you catch that? EVERY book EVER #DontMessWithGoogle

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@fall24502011 Reason #1 why I don't use my phone at meals: "Singles" should not be created

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@fall24502011 Why do you send some people hi and others hey? End some sentences with periods and leave others open?

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@2450Fall2011 Remember this from Psych1101 guest lecture! I wonder how the results would vary over BBM with the delivered/read feature

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@2450Fall2011 @dkrenitsyn2450 Based on my Omegle experience I would have to say those that don't succeed in FTF hope to hit it big in CMC

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@2450Fall2011 My mother's clear #neuroticism through #CMC would have apparently been an outlier in the data

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@2450Fall2011 #anticipation may be the key behind long distance relationships. I guess separation does make the heart grow fonder?

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@2450Fall2011 No, I can not give you a ride during my exam. #incompatibleincentives ... #RIPSteveJobs

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@2450Fall2011 Third floor Mann. Graduate study carrels. Why is it "cool" to look like you're studying? #groupworkproximity

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@2450Fall2011 Lack of #situationalawareness http://t.co/j7TNDjjp

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@fall24502011 Where’s all the Dropbox love? “The file __ has been updated to the latest version” #PopupGroupwareReminders

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@2450Fall2011 How many kilometers are in a liter? #standardizationproblems

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@2450fall2011 What is the most number of times you have pressed send on an email because the page hasn't changed? #UNtimelyFeedbackOfResults

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@2450fall2011 Forces against evolution are like those against females trying to find a spouse #DemandsOfTime #StandOut #CurseofIndividuality

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@2450fall2011 Once when I called for a wake up call at a hotel, I said "I love you" before I hung up #AssociativeActivationErrors

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@2450fall2011 Can someone please invent a USB that can be inserted both ways? #physicalconstraints