Michael Alfred

The least interesting man in the world Leaning left Boomer

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@LucasSa56947288 That fart

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Hard to tell if this is The People’s House or an abandoned Six Flags.

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@IamEliRacks Ready to roll👍🏀

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

JD Vance: “If you’re born in this country and your parents were not U.S. citizens then you should be deported.”

Grok: “There is no evidence that Usha Vance’s parents were U.S. citizens when she was born in San Diego in 1986.”

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

No notes

[Zito @_Zeets]

Hope he gets treated like this until the last day of his miserable life

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@ESPNPR @PatMcAfeeShow @espn @foss @WVUSports @Colts @WVUfootball Not mine

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

A really sad day….😔

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@aestheticsguyy

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@NellyLegion @dowchampionship That’s a Champion ❤️🏌🏼‍♀️

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering all NBA refs free LASIK…

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@sny_knicks @EmmaVigeland @ShamsCharania Best news ever!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s wearing more makeup than all of the Knicks City Dancers combined.

[Australia Rajakovic 🇦🇺 @DRajakovic_muse]

Mike brown: “over here you called it a foul but over there you called it a travel”

Ref: “ah shit you right”

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[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@StephieSmallls The massage parlor is a couple streets over

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@AndrewMarchand Already overpaid

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @DougWahl1 Who paid?

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@DavidPattt Leo

[Michael Alfred @mbells05]

@BellaBeautyVibe Deep