Max

I like funky music and skiing.

[Max @MbenedictR]

Got pulled over in college going 20mph over the limit with a car full of blunt smoke. Only got the speeding ticket. #CrimingWhileWhite

[Sprudge Live! @SprudgeLive]

you do you @this_is_JennaG that was awesome. #bigeastern #decaf @nohocoffee

[jennaG. @this_is_JennaG]

Hyped to get our coffee-brewing-shred on and open @AlphaDominche Steampunk coffee service to the public at @NohoCoffee tomorrow; "Y.O.L.O."

[Max @MbenedictR]

@Ravens Ray Rice should have been cut when the tape surfaced. Supporting him is shameful, what does that say to the women of b-more?

[Max @MbenedictR]

@this_is_JennaG @gummy__worms call it "fatties pizza"

[OLD BAY @OLDBAYSeasoning]

Glad you think so! RT @kelseyjudgeOld bay is the best seasoning for everything

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

"I'm the guy doing his job. You must be the other guy." — President Obama channels The Departed. RT @MattOrtega
http://t.co/2KVeDcdgaH

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

"So far this year, Republicans in Congress have blocked or voted down every serious idea to strengthen the middle class." —President Obama

[Ben Guise @bguise26drum]

If you don't put #oldbay in your macaroni salad you're missing out in life

[Jason Shamblin @jasonshamblin]

Grilled corn on the cob with butter and @OLDBAYSeasoning. You're welcome.

[Dovahkiin @w00kieeballz]

@OLDBAYSeasoning on everything. It's a Maryland thing

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Happy 4th of July everyone. We wouldn’t have the freedom we have today if it weren’t for these men 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

We are going to send you into the 4th of July weekend with this amazing #sunset photo @CanyonlandsNPS. #Utah

[OLD BAY @OLDBAYSeasoning]

Martha Stewart’s OLD BAY Roasted Sweet Potatoes are perfect for your #4thofJuly cookout! http://t.co/5yYjkIvCtL http://t.co/bHelLt8KXx

[Max @MbenedictR]

@SpeakerBoehner violence causing gas prices to go up?! How about the number of dead Iraqis going up?#forshame #Iraq

[Max @MbenedictR]

"Shrimp Money Bitch"

[Max @MbenedictR]

Poopin is so much more efficient when you've eaten a big salad the day before. #fiber

[Max @MbenedictR]

C'moooooooon 'Murica!!!!!!!!

[Max @MbenedictR]

Squirrel and oriole combo