MB🦋

don’t cry over spilled milkshakes • she/her

[MB🦋 @mbengelss]

“you know what won’t break your heart? tequila & taco bell. you know what will? testosterone.” -madi treiber

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye

[ranch pudding @i_need_eggs]

people don’t talk enough about how hard packing is when you have a bunch of small, magical items. lots of important sticks, sentimental pinecones…

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

This cat's name is Cheezit, he is a heavy sleeper and has no worries

[didi 𝜗𝜚˚⭑ THE ENC0RE @boyanthology]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i need to delete all of my social media and grow a garden of flowers

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Tiny turtles with algae

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I keep accidentally texting my friends like I am a dog

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can i come over and bother and frustrate u

[user @user0000O0]

no rizz just insane lore

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re pretty you remind me of the sun shining through the leaves

[gf from hell 🕸️ @lunatically]

no talking stage you either look at the moon and think of me or it's over

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Leap of a great white shark