Mario Bermani

Hashtag Warrior, Carnivore,
Amateur Comedian, the kind you meet at work everyday.
Lord of the Flies, Breather of Oxygen

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Qui-Gon Jinn was often heard accusing people of taking his daughter. #FakeStarWarsFacts

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@JesseBWatters Jesse, I think it's time for you to drop the Party Bros. as guests on your show. They're not funny, informative, or even coherent. If anything they make you look foolish. I'm a big fan of your show, but they bring you down. Thanks.

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Well she was just seventeen
But under her jeans
Was a massive clump
Of red and orange hair.
Now I'd rather sleep with her brother, Oooooo!
Cause my girlfriend needs some Nair.
#TMISongs @efoxband @KaceyecaK

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What's that Bunny with the chocolate doing here ?
#FirstWordsSaidAfterBeingResurrected @KaceyecaK @efoxband

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Anybody know where my Robe is ?
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@efoxband @KaceyecaK Thanks Buddy. 👍✝

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Uh...15 more minutes, OK ?
#FirstWordsSaidAfterBeingResurrected @KaceyecaK @efoxband

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The Big Bad Wolf of Wall Street
#Add2WordsToFilmTitles @KaceyecaK @efoxband

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Fifty Shades of Earl Grey Tea
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The Oh My Godfather
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@KaceyecaK @efoxband Thanks Kacey 🙂🙂

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I, Tonya you Jane
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War Games of Thrones
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The Great Escape from L.A
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Less Than Nine Unlikable People
#VagueFilmTitles @efoxband @KaceyecaK

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Dallas Buyers Club Sandwich
#AddAWordChangeAFilm @HuffPostComedy

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@KaceyecaK @efoxband Thanks Kacey 👍👍

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@efoxband @KaceyecaK Thanks Buddy 👍👍

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R2-D2 and a Half Man
#YodaTVShows @efoxband @KaceyecaK

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Skywalker : Tattoine Ranger
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How I Met Mace Windu
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