Max Bernett

[Erik Merlos @emerlos1635]

"#icantgoadaywithout dreaming for peace, love and harmony in the world"

[Hugh Gourlay @hgour88]

#goseeksomehelp if your idea of a good time is a can of soup and 2 episodes of cheers

[Clayton Munsell @cmunsell1712]

#youknowtheycheating when everytime you ask a question they get defensive quick

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

If you ask them a question & the answer with another question #youknowtheycheating

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

#youknowtheycheating if she comes home smelling like another fella's cologne.. and she blames it on macys

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

#youknowtheycheating when they don't give you the password to that android.

[Neil Musante @NeilMusante]

#relationshipsendbecause whats done is done..http://t.co/LxkmK7Q

[Nelson Glaude @ngaude0031]

#fatpeoplenightmares being locked out of their house naked.

[Sam Cendejas @samcendejas]

#5thingsyoucantdo (1) Sing (2) Dance (3) Eat Sushi (4) Throw Lefty (5) Vote Righty.

[Neil Counter @neilcounter03]

"#summerplans disney world , destin , universal studios "

[Kelly Thiede @kellythiede]

#ineedtostop so I can get much neede rest..http://t.co/KDpUDis

[Ted Wittrock @twitock13869]

#waystoirritateme asking millions of questions all at once!

[Lonnie Arpin @LonnieArpin]

#ineedtostop trusting people.

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

#ineedtostop flirting with this person...

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

no clubbing? #youcantdateme..http://t.co/SgsO4Xg

[Max Bernett @mbernet003]

#ineedtostop stalking justin bieber because i know he'll never notice me 

[Darryl Cossette @DarrylCossette]

I think I'm #slightlyaddicted to watching #Wimbledon. I love tennis

[Clinton Stair @ClintonStair1]

"""There are a couple of guys crying in the locker room right now""- Eric Spoelstra. #basketballquotes"

[Erik Corner @erik7100]

whats the point of living if you die without seeing every country in the world? #vacationwishlist

[Clayton Alphin @ClaytonAlphin]

"#signsuasidechick Here's a Riddle. Lebron, Barkley, John Stockton, Karl Malone, Steve Nash, You. Answer = All without a ring"