M Presents Mike Bertolini

I am a creator, and destroyer, of worlds. Opinions are my own. I won't upload here often, visit my website or find me on IG.

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@Ashy_slashee Knives Out

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@Ashy_slashee Spawn (animated)

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@realDonaldTrump Please, someone tell me that all of these responses are satire. Do people honestly think that mister anti-vax, vaccines cause autism, brain worm, conspiracy theorist is a good pick?

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@Ashy_slashee Of course the brain was afraid, it had been captured by humans that had invented a war to justify attacking Klandathu (sp?).

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@Ashy_slashee There are some who call me... Tim

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@terrorca That's Ed. It makes a terrible mess in the kitchen and has a terrible singing voice.

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@Ashy_slashee Jaws

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@okay_danni Only if you initiate the conversation; I don't speak to most people.

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@JoJoFromJerz I'm sure they'll spin it to blame Biden or Obama.

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@RWTNews @JoJoFromJerz So the only thing a female is good for is having an OF? Way to be a misogynistic prick that can only see women as objects. I bet you're the kind of douche that has to pay to see women naked yet you're too butt hurt by the size of your d*ck to admit that you watch free porn.

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@Ashy_slashee Life...uh...finds a way.
Clever girl.
You bred raptors?
That's one big pile of $hit.
That doesn't look very scary, more like a six-foot turkey.

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@LakerFan1234000 I don't think that we have to worry about Trump running again; I don't think we'll have actual elections again, either. At best, there will be a mock election in 4 years that Republicans will win because our electoral system doesn't favor the popular vote.

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@Sophia_Nyx LT Ellen Ripley.

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@fightwithmemes @realDonaldTrump Say that you don't understand the economy without saying that you don't understand the economy.

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@Ashy_slashee

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@Matt_Pinner The hardest rock music

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@vinquezada1 I'd call it a requirement

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@Ashy_slashee

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@Matt_Pinner Not every s***, but every once and awhile you get one that is so relieving that it puts the biggest smile on your face and you come close to losing consciousness.

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@lippyent Probably me. Or the kitchen cabinets; I'm not sure when they were installed.