why does she look like she's a girl in a biker gang who accidentally falls in love with a surfer boy and creates an all out war between the two cliques
So my dad is going through his bank statements and he says "what's U-L-T-A? $275? Is that utilities?" And my mom said " yeah I payed the bills" and he said thank you Honey. Lmao I AM SCREAMING,... that's literally me as a wife😭
I unfortunately do not have it in me to feel bad about a man who’s made a career out of fear mongering and promoting hate and violence towards others for getting shot
a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"