Mike

If you need me, check the golf course.

[Mike @mbeying]

I was sleeping at the airport gate this morning. There was a toddler screaming for mommy. I did what every sleeping parent does so I elbowed the guy next to me and said “go get Caleb”

I was fairly surprised when I remembered where I was and my family is home.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Death, taxes, and the Chiefs breaking the Bills hearts.

[Mike @mbeying]

@codybtapp Marlins are my new favorite bird

[Mike @mbeying]

@A_Linsey24 @Bradley_McVey @Asgrow_DEKALB Guys. I haven’t been lying. Those numbers are GOOD.

[Mike @mbeying]

@PlsntVlyFarmer @clintwfischer In all fairness, you can only buy 136 acres and a 4020 for that money

[Mike @mbeying]

@UNKCoachDrew @UNKearney @UNKWBB I don’t need the audio to hear you say any of this.

[Mike @mbeying]

@NeverBeenWeller It’s been a while since Clay Center had a notorious haircut place for men.

[Mike @mbeying]

@A_Linsey24 Does it come with a turnkey dairy?

[Mike @mbeying]

Here’s the game. Play Thursday.

O/U 2.0 sacks

Over he gets his number, under the Clark’s get theirs

[Aaron Ladd @aaronladdtv]

Chris Jones: “It’s always been my goal to be a Kansas City Chief for life…”

[Mike @mbeying]

@phil_white First the media came for our kids….now it’s the field corn….how will our species survive?

[Mike @mbeying]

Christmas leftovers > thanksgiving leftovers

[Mike @mbeying]

@phelon21 @A_Linsey24 Rule #1. No balls on the couch.

That’s really the only rule Rhett follows.

Didn’t make a rule for the entertainment center.

[Mike @mbeying]

@A_Linsey24 Seems wasteful. My swather is (brokedown) just a few miles away.

[Mike @mbeying]

3year old demanded ketchup for his steak. I demanded he pack up and move out. That’s offensive to my herd and my cooking.

[Mike @mbeying]

@pgsween Hot dog at any golf course

[Mike @mbeying]

Hey @TheDailyCowman, are we doing this right? Even by accident…

[Mike @mbeying]

@josh_carson20 If you ever put that talent in the transfer portal give me a call

[Mike @mbeying]

https://t.co/VH0b9Op72R

[Mike @mbeying]

What is the best Strongbad email ever. @jbeying

[Mike @mbeying]

https://t.co/jF4sxR3WgH