Bryan Hill

Semi-Retired

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

@ThatAstrosGirl

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

Check out The Clark Family's video! #TikTok https://t.co/pcIAWBp1hY cuteness overload!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

@ThatAstrosGirl I’m all about reality shows these days. History channel, HGTV, American Idol, America’s Got Talent. Love Shark Tank, Sports. But also really good movies!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

Dude! Do you have a Crystal Ball? @ThirdCoastTom

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Watching now! @ThirdCoastTom Let’s go Mexico!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

My NutriSystem stir fry dinner. Delicious!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

@ConanOBrien @Pixar @toystory Conan I’ve been a fan of you since day 2. I accidentally typed 2 and decided to leave it. As a fellow comedian. You get it. I look forward to the new one man! Fun!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

What should I name my praying Frog? @ThatAstrosGirl @camibrown1984 @HeyyRB @angelicabena13 @ThirdCoastTom

[𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 ✨🎵 @Hoang_HQ]

Go on my boy, hes got some moves for sure 🤩👏👏

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

TS showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Toy Story 5. Took a bunch of neighborhood kids and my family it was a wonderful night.

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

Got my Soccer Ball (mini) at Whataburger today! Get yours while supplies last! @ThirdCoastTom

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

@ThatAstrosGirl You would make the cutest Astros Shooting Star! For real!

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*WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY A YOUTUBE VIDEO. IT WILL PURPOSELY PLAY FAST. I think because of copyright stuff.

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

I have been looking for covers of this song. This one popped up. This Russian girl is super talented! She reminds me of my former love interest! https://t.co/NR4OZS635h

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

The first song I wrote for Nancy is ‘Cheap Sunglasses’ for ZZ Top. Later, I would promise to write her 1,000 songs. I was born in Pasadena, TX. Which I call ‘Crazy Town’! I wrote ‘Butterfly’ for her. Clue #1. Clue #2. Nancy is in the lyrics! Heart!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

I put him in the front yard! Flowers never do well here! I’m putting my buddy there in its stead! Can you guess the name I gave him? @ThatAstrosGirl @camibrown1984 @HeyyRB @angelicabena13

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

Kinda cute! Here is the back! All I know is I see stars when I see booty! lol!

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

So today I was in Tractor Supply! Saw this! I would buy one if they have my size. When I was a kid in the 1970s, overalls were super fashionable! I was excited in 1976! I’m excited again in 2026! Y’all should buy these! @ThatAstrosGirl @camibrown1984 @HeyyRB @angelicabena13

[Bryan Hill @mbhill64]

But then again, who am I to pick out stuff for women? lol! Anyway the girl at the cash register said. People are buying them but turning them into shorts. These are for men. But oh well. Should have room for boobs.