Matt Howard

I’m gazorpazorp fucking field Michigan ‘22

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

Santa Claus 10th plague

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Passing over Jewish homes

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

@younganggg How am I just seeing this? Who is he?

[conure🍉🐦 @conureCC]

Kendrick Lamar's "Auntie Diaries" off #MrMoraleAndTheBigSteppers is an incredible song about trans acceptance & intersectionality but a lot of people are hung up on some of its problematic elements. Here's a thread attempting to clear up the confusion. 💜🧵 1/x

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

I hate when I become self aware in Ricks

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

@maxw2212 What a tweet

[Richard Staff @RichardStaff]

The Dodgers have joined Kelly Loeffler in spending $300M and still managing to lose in Atlanta

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

@kumandgo @goodbeanaltalt 11111

[E. Dan @IdlabsMusic]

Coolest birthday present I’ll get today is being able to officially announce that @MacMiller ‘Faces’ is dropping Oct. 15th on DSPs. A lot of work was put into getting this masterpiece into the streaming world and I’m so proud to be a part of it

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

A mysterious red mascot suddenly appeared today at the Hiroshima Carp vs. Nippon Ham Fighters game. When a guard tried to stop the unnamed, bull-like creature’s invasion, it swallowed him, then spat him out without his clothes.

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

Airports really have people eating Sbarro

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Map is short for Mapphew

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

@charlie_logan_ Only if it’s a little snack guy

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Authoritarian movements crack down on free press, dissent, the "elites," voting rights and public organizing.

Sound familiar?

[Matt Howard @mbhoward86]

AmperSen

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

still thinking about Doja Cat reciting the lyrics to "The Box" while wearing chainmail

[George Stoia III @GeorgeStoia]

“Oral Rob-HURTS”