Mary Turbiner

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

2nd Grade at home 🏡 😬🥰 https://t.co/Tu2cq02pDh

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

With a very heavy heart, I must announce that on Monday, I lost my father, Keith Wootton, who many of you know is the inspiration for this silly character I’ve played for the last 7 years.

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

FURIOUS! I can feel Kavanaugh spitting on my right now

[TIME @TIME]

Furious women watch Brett Kavanaugh hearings across the country https://t.co/7hM8n3vEag

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

Hungry? Get $10 off your first order on #UberEATS with my code: eats-5rfp8. https://t.co/XpaB6X2c7a

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

My Halloween costume! https://t.co/gNzbZQfLn3

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

Told my 5 year old it was chilly today. She told me to bring a backup blazer. Who is raising who

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

I just saved @EricJonesMagic on #AGT https://t.co/9Mrgq4HXZy

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

My Results: 【Left brain (50%) : Right brain (50%)】(Left right balanced) https://t.co/qiNWP8a6g5 #LeftOrRightBrainTest

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

@realDonaldTrump Because you hold the presidency.

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

@TheEllenShow kids are cute, and clumsy, aaand...the recovery is presidential. (current president excluded)

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

Uh, that's literally you job. Do it. https://t.co/ilyLEMKjjU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Getting ready for my big foreign trip. Will be strongly protecting American interests - that's what I like to do!

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

It's a really frustrating thing. The pipeline may not improve much unless women can look ahead and see it's... https://t.co/8rTuqJUiDq

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Consider this MY warning: We won’t be silent. We will speak out. And we WILL persist.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

@Chelseashow @chelseahandler

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

Use my referral link to get a $5 coupon at Amazon for signing into the Amazon App the first time: https://t.co/uJ1mfasRre

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The Glass Ceiling: A Game for Girls - YouTube this is funny https://t.co/95cVCiomb3

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Report: Ham, sausage, and other processed meats cause cancer https://t.co/qS1ECHetNs

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

I got Rainbow Brite! Which Rainbow Brite Color Kid Matches Your Personality? https://t.co/xfBO3IAC9J via @crystalro @buzzfeed

[Mary Turbiner @mbigg01]

If @Zillow paid my mortgage for a year, I would (_________) http://t.co/jrHjmvwfGa