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heating up macking cheese in the michael wave • ymao • phd in bits • views expressed here are fictional and mean absolutely nothing

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe.

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Gabriel, Premier League biggest cheat. https://t.co/V7pdi7FU4Q

[send help @himitsunobarade]

Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Ed Sheeran is getting cooked by literally everyone

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Maybe Browns fans don’t deserve anything

[Shane @smbrown26]

The silver lining to being a Browns fan is that one day I will die.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Not sure if you’ve heard this one before but Ohio State missed a critical FG they really needed.

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

i'm sorry you just aren't getting this in the nfl

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

They say don’t fall in love with a loan player but this guy is making it so difficult 😭😭 https://t.co/nytlTapyVV

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

once, Americans went to the moon. now, Americans are unable to repair a single reflecting pool, determine if a prominent senator is living/not-living, figure out that if you remove regulations for food, food providers will promptly use the opportunity to cut corners & poison you.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Notre Dame fans don’t even go to college anymore, they just look at you like this and give you a whole life story of how they became a fan because their great grandmas cousin took a shit in south bend one time

[The Beautiful Game @BeautifulGameJS]

Hey maybe the ref had a bad ang… nope he’s literally right there.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Do NOT touch your husband’s driver after he’s had 18 Chili’s margaritas

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

This is a HORRIBLE misread of the study.

The study looked at 25% of the NFL players who died between those years.

They all had CTE.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

If your parents made $100K in 1990, you’d need $255K to have the same buying power today.

$255K is the new $100K

Let that sink in

[Midnight Sun Tour @midnightsuntour]

Zara Larsson performing “Midnight Sun (Remix)” at Pukkelpop 2026 in Belgium.

[mini⁷ ✿ @venusjmi]

LMAO ZARA’S VIEW OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN MASS LIFT FROM THE STAGE IS EVEN FUNNIER 😭😭😭😭

[21 @21metgala]

Zara Larsson performing “Midnight Sun” and bursting into laughter as she watches fans recreate the song’s iconic choreography.