Mary Elderton

Mary Beth living a quiet life...Mostly. Call me Beth. Call me Progressive. Call me your Friend, Mama, Mamaw.

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show) https://t.co/HPi2XaTX3V via @YouTube

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@TedNugent Hey Ted...I want my $4.00 back from that concert I went to see you back in the '70's.

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@LucasSa56947288 Don't let the door hit ya' where the good lord split ya'

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@TheFungi669 Karoline, Hon, you're young, pretty, smart, articulate. Stop simping for these old fart asshats. Become your own woman.

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@ThrillaRilla369 Chow down in gratitude---but still wish for some cheese and some vegetables

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@SpeakerJohnson Remember that you are the witness to the world about your Jesus---letting the poor go hungry, letting the sick go unhealed, letting the sojourners suffer. That's some Jesus you got there, Mike. And the lying---smh.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The only problem I want in my life

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@DrNeilStone Older lady here. Have had all the Covid shots, including this year. Little bit of a sore arm after each shot, but still alive.

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@SpeakerJohnson You are a liar. Democrats are not trying to get healthcare for "illegal aliens." Democrats are trying to salvage at least some healthcare for us, the American people, after you cut it to the bone.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@Matt_Pinner It's his fault he didn't lock the garage 😂

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@Matt_Pinner Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around, you could miss it.

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@OurShallowState Who else contributed to the birthday book?

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@GavinNewsom Who else contributed to the birthday book?

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

Who else contributed to Epstein's birthday book?

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@Maga_Trigger This was a WWE-styl wrestling "work"

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@CrackerBarrel Honestly, I can't remember ever being so emotionally invested in a corporate logo. #snowflakes

[Mary Elderton @mbm218]

@acnewsitics For the record: Cracker Barrel is not "crappy food." It's tasty food. That being said, why does it need some guy in overalls on the logo to carry some message?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As accurate a description of Donald Trump as you will ever see