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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Ruben Dias misses Portugal opening game against Congo. ❌⚠️

“He’s not fully fit and we won’t take any risks”, says Roberto Martínez.

[POSITIVITY @PositivitySaid]

Choose positivity, not because life is perfect, but because your mindset shapes how you experience it. 🌿✨

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Turn my Eyes away from vanity & worthless things; And restore me in your ways.

Psalms 119

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

What my struggles taught me was that the solution to your problems actually lies within you. When men go into crisis, your first instinct is “I need a bail out”. If only i could get amount X. Truth is, it will never come which is what pushes men to depression. Instead? Pray & start working. One day at a time, don’t allow yourself to be idle.

[EAM Advocates LLP @EamLLP]

What if mass layoffs were allowed without union consultation?

Would workers have any real protection left?
#LabourLaw #EmploymentRights #WorkplaceJustice #KnowYourRights #AccessToJustice

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[EAM Advocates LLP @EamLLP]

🇰🇪 Happy Madaraka Day, Kenya!

Today, we commemorate the courage, sacrifice, and determination of those who paved the way for Kenya's self-governance and democratic journey.
#MadarakaDay2026 #RuleOfLaw #KenyaAt63 #LegalExcellence

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

I have been blogging for 15 years, and over that period I have handled very many complaints touching on CITAM, especially around money and how some issues are handled internally.

What I have also noticed over the years is that CITAM members tend to over-defend the church, even when serious questions are being raised.

So on this one, siwezi funzwa kazi.

CITAM is OWUOR church but with no miracles.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

If this video finds its way to State House WhatsApp group, game over.

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

You don’t wear this shirt. You carry it.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

CS for Public Holidays & Enjoyment.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Githurai burnt a hustler's car today while the man who signed the fuel price increase is watching from his Runda mansion with his whisky 🥃.

Not his car. Not his problem.

Thika Road people have a poor man's mentality and a poor man's target. 😐

#RejectFuelPrices

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A leader of men.

@B_Fernandes8 has been voted our Players' Player of the Year by his peers 🏅❤️

↔️ @TeamViewer

[G @mboche77]

@georgediano 😂😂😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Drama unfolded in Ridgeways yesterday after daughter of Agrippina was caught red-handed receiving high voltage electricity from the man of the house. The lady, who had been hired as a cook in a white man’s compound, was apparently cooking more than chapati and beef stew. Sources close to us here in Thindigua reveal that the Mzungu had married a Luo queen from Ugenya.

The two had been enjoying life in Germany before relocating back to the motherland to connect with her roots, little did madam know another root was being connected indoors. It is alleged that whenever madam stepped out to run errands, the German engineer would immediately switch from munene to Sundus inspector, salivating over the thick-thighed Kaparo like a hyena spotting a limping goat.

But their secret power project suffered a nationwide blackout after madam returned home earlier than expected and found the two busy conducting practical lessons in renewable energy. The situation was so bad that Kaparo had no option but to turn herself into a crispy climber, scaling the perimeter wall like a Morocco lizard.

As we speak, the German missionary who was busy demonstrating missionary work without a church permit is currently admitted at AAR Hospital receiving glucose water through his veins after his wife Aswito gave him a free open-air massage with a not so happy ending.

Ayaaam telling you Omwami, since yesterday people along Kiambu Rd have been experiencing power fluctuations, kumbe horizontal engineer in charge of power supply alikua anapokea kichapo namna hatari. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Keep hustling, keep believing, and keep showing up even when the road gets tough and nothing seems to be working. God’s timing is never late, your job is to stay faithful, work hard, and be ready when He finally opens the door no man can shut.

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

John Mbadi is not a serious political conversation. He is a State Officer who moonlights as a political heckler — shouting first, thinking never
🫆His Finance Bills, including Finance Bill 2026, have been intellectual deserts
🫆He can abuse Ruth Odinga all he wants, but the truth is he spent his entire career in Raila’s political shadow — a grown man in political diapers.
🫆Without Raila, Mbadi was/is nothing. He has never been a real politician. Real politicians read rooms, pick battles, and play long games
🫆Mbadi plays to the gallery like a demon-possessed preacher — all noise, no reasoning
🫆He speaks (read screams) on everything and understands nothing. He is not a threat. He is a distraction. And distractions, eventually, expire.

[X Freeze @XFreeze]

Maye Musk on Elon’s early days:

"I knew he was a genius and a good person, so I knew he would want to do something good. I invested in Zip2 to keep them going

On my 50th birthday, they gave me a little toy house and a little toy car and said, 'We're going to give you one day!' We were all struggling… but after they sold Zip2, I got a real home and a real car" ❤️

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Quit alcohol, Stop womanizing, Quit porn, Hit the gym, make money & Always be kind. Reclaiming control is something important and it can be done with practice. Do this & watch yourself becoming unstoppable.