Melissa Bongarzone

B2C Marketing and CMO Researcher @forrester.
Opinions are my own.

[Melissa Bongarzone @mbongarzone]

I’m breaking my social media silence to denounce motion sensing sinks and soap dispensers. I have reached my limit of frustration playing whac-a-mole just to wash my hands and I KNOW everyone feels the same.

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@hackerxbella OMG Allie this was my save the date. Please scan the QR code to RSVP!

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@jeff_pollard2 @forrester @hackerxbella @beingageek @Jess_Burn_ @AllaValente I'm spooked!

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@hackerxbella @jeff_pollard2 @BrianPKime Allie why are you entertaining it

[Jeff Pollard @jeff_pollard2]

Vendors: Thinly veiled sexual assault metaphors that cluelessly venn diagram with stalkerware are probably NOT the right pitch to any enterprise. Stop deceiving yourself and be better.

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Welcome to Twitter to @ElaineBongarzo2 ! Your bio is astonishingly accurate.

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@jeff_pollard2 So woke

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@jeff_pollard2 @AllaValente I... I... nvm.

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@jeff_pollard2 All politicians are the same

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@jeff_pollard2 Predictions 2021?

[Jeff Pollard @jeff_pollard2]

Our 2021 Cybersecurity Predictions report is now Live! As always these are bounded by what we expect to happen in the next 14 months here: https://t.co/ujNs373SAC with @heidishey @infosec_jb @PMcKayAnalyst @JinanBudge @AmyDeMartine @mbongarzone

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@sandycarielli Such a great read!!

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@jeff_pollard2 You must really love @infosec_jb more than anything then

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@AllaValente @CynjaChaseC I might be religious now

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@BrianPKime @SheSponse @forrester Yes! @SheSponse you can message me to learn more about how we do these “coffee breaks” or for ideas in general.

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@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Nice

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@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge 😑 someone help me pls

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@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge Jeff, I think I read somewhere Twitter arguments aren’t classy.

[Melissa Bongarzone @mbongarzone]

@jeff_pollard2 @NTrager @JinanBudge *For the record* imposing guilt was an unintended consequence of this blog ;). Always great working with you Nicole!!