maggie g

twitter? I hardly know her

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

[Colin @colinarmis]

you think ants ever do this and are like "this is classic"

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bird watching while not knowing any bird names thinking oh yeah that’s gotta be a rare one

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

[eren @torreth]

SORRY……….

[maggie g @mbowski]

Finally a decent ad

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[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Getting chased down a dark alley by an ant

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[maggie g @mbowski]

Beer that comes with a little piece of fruit. One of life’s simple pleasures.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

375, 400 -- these are classic oven temperatures.

[maggie g @mbowski]

TV episodes that take place during heat waves are painful to watch. who here agrees

[maggie g @mbowski]

Timothée Chalamet has such a familiar energy… he feels like a brother to me… who here agrees

[slick @dlicj]

my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it