mbpdel(💙,🧡)

💎 Proud #zkApes owner | ✨ Digital artist | 🎨 NFT advocate | 🎧 Music lover | 🎯 HODLing on!

[sanyi.eth🅿️ @sanyi_eth_]

搞了6个起源岛 @wofplatform 的wl抽给大家
背景是很多粉丝同学都私信我想要这个wl，本身游戏质量很好也很火
同时也感谢 @Lilovexuan 同学帮忙对接拿到了wl。所以有了今天的抽奖
老规矩，评论区明幕2个，转发抽3个，1个赠送给帮忙对接的同学。24h开奖
wl目前地板100u左右哈，大家珍惜

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

A gay guy goes to a psychiatrist
The gay guy starts venting to the psychiatrist about his boyfriends relationship with him and the psychiatrist responds. How have his actions impacted you?

[Xterio @XterioGames]

📣 The Xterio Platform Beta https://t.co/boln8Z9Vpi is now LIVE!

🚀It's time to dive deep into the thrilling world of Xterio. 🔥

Share your thoughts in the comments if you're fired up for our first game @Ageofdino! 🙌

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

How did the dwarf reach the cookies on top of the fridge?
He Imp-provised.

[MathWallet @MathWallet]

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[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

Communism jokes are not funny
Unless everyone gets them

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

Knock knock
Me: Knock knock!

Reddit-user: Who's there?

Me: To.

Reddit-user: To who?

Me: To whom*

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs Talk At A Bar After a Long Day of Gettin' Money
Bill: So I went to the bank yesterday to talk about a loan

Steve: What do you need a loan for?

Bill: Oh, I don't. The bank does.

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

What is a Freudian slip?
It's when you say one thing but fuck your mother

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

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[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

oh my god

[ARCANA @ArcanaHQ]

// FINAL CALL 🚨

Enter the Premint, 50 of you will be joining our ranks ✨

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[「 KOMICHI 」 @thekomichi]

「 KOMICHI x ELEMENTAL x PLAYPOP」🔥

x1 Komichi WL
x1 Elemental Raiders WL
x1 Play!Pop!Go WL

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2⃣ RT / Like this post

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

Other Trump supporters might be racist, but I'm not. My girlfriend's black.
But only the area around her eyes where I punch her.

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

My mom found out I am gay and that she doesn't want me going down a dark road
So I told her I was going to start dating black guys from now on.
(Actual true story)

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

Yoda is bad at telling jokes
Why afraid of seven was six?
Eighth nine seven because!

[SEIZON @SeizonNFT]

DROPLIST = FREE MINT

Enter the Premint. 50 Droplists. 6 days.

https://t.co/qS8wQXU47v

[mbpdel(💙,🧡) @mbpdel]

9/11 jokes are hurtful to me. My dad died that day
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia. Sniff.