We’ve been so worried about my 95-y-o grandmother at a retirement home in New Orleans and she called today to say they ran out of Tito’s vodka and could we ship her some.
I’m not even kidding when I say that I was on a dating app date tonight when the man cut me off mid sentence and said, “You’re really nice, but I’m really not feeling this. I think you should go.” Lord, I am truly HUMBLED