Blake Reichenbach

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

Sexualized Ai slop cover… I can’t think of anything that’d make me want to listen to a book less.

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

Emily Dickinson never published in her lifetime, barely left her house, and wrote nearly 1,800 poems in secret. She was the original person who never posted but had an insane drafts folder. The greatest lurker in literary history.

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

pizza hut being bought by private equity? DAMN. quality is about to drop.

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

AR tests were my jam. I really want to launch a startup that's just Accelerated Reader quizzes for adults who miss that joy.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ]

Do you remember taking the AR test in elementary school?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

What’s something you can’t prove but *know* to be true? For example, I *know* I could be anyone who bought a cyber truck in a fist fight.

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

@PanderShirts Oooh, what are we canceling you for this time? I can also call you bald and fat if that's what you're into hashtag not kink shaming

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

@ThatChristinaG I don't miss the 90s. I miss having a "balanced breakfast" of a strawberry poptart with a glass of milk while watching Pokémon before school drop-off time.

[susie @sewershroom]

🔓🔁

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

@ZeeMachineMusic Damn, and here my 6'3" ass was ready to flirt with you at Cinci Pride 😅

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[nama @nammtvvv]

happy pride month

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

Happy second day of pride. Some of you could be a lot gayer. Try harder, please.

[ivy | IS (trying to play) DELTARUNE @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

happy pride <3

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

Happy Pride Month, my loves! I hope you know you’ll always be accepted and celebrated in my corner of the internet 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Dave @DE_Gifford]

We're getting here a lot faster than predicted.

[Blake Reichenbach @mbreichenbach]

Listicles and backlinks for sale! $400 a pop! Good GEO! Good SEO! For sure not to backfire! Ever!