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[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

how it feels to spend money on basic necessities instead of stuff you want

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Realizing how fast you go from 18 to 25

[miia @miiagarro]

can i get a eta on “this too shall pass”

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say

[Praise @tufpraise]

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

you'll be fighting for your life financially and then get invited to a birthday meal

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

can you text me in a happier tone im extremely sensitive

[777 @dessszn]

and for the lady, perhaps a gun?

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i wish coworkers would fight in the bathrooms like in middle school

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the phrase "i don't give a flying fuck" is so funny to me because why is the fuck flying

[ms mae💋 @Kyriimaee]

I literally love coming to my senses… like yk what fuck you lmao

[inK @desi0re]

I love my friends but l'll open that reel whenever I get to it

[Mads @europemaxxed]

things that scare me:
employment
unemployment
getting married
never getting married
having kids
never having kids
falling in love
never falling in love again

[☁️🩰 @missperfeccttt]

welp! This was one hell of a year! let’s never do that again!

[Nola Darling @BRWN_EYEGURL]

drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

[Samuel Ajayi, PhD @SamdGreat01]

"I can handle spicy food"

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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