Martyn

I've got soul, but I'm not a Soldier

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Just watched @MrNishKumar @WellsComFest and he was brilliantly funny.
He does not mention Richard Gervais, at all, and certainly did not mention a "Paedophile Adjacent" public figure who is very well known

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@AsimC86 Doctors receptionists

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@QuicklyKevin only TWO years older than @GaryLineker
Absolutely blown my mind

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Internet completed....Best video EVER. I love everything about this, the lazy way The Boss forgets the words especially

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@Reedyberg

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Saudi Arabia are reluctant to allow their clubs to sign Mason Greenwood. ❌🇸🇦

Saudi Pro League chiefs fear taking on the striker would be damaging to their public image.

(Source: talkSPORT)

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Hang it in the louvre...and the Robins

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Matty James, 94th minute. 💥

🎙 @BBCRB

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@Everton New Bournemouth home kit

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@distantpod 2 of 2....I still enjoy every week's episode and if I could subscribe , I would. Have listened since episode 1 and just wanted to let you lads know how much you've helped me. @MikeBubbins @elisjames @SteffGarrero Diolch

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

I suffer from anxiety, some days are better than others. When I'm having a particularly bad day, listening to @distantpod helps me refocus and calm down. I confess I'm a round dodger but only because life has thrown me other things to pay for.
1 of 2 tweets.....

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Wrong person...I meant @Nabilu

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Brilliant day at #WellsComedyFestival met some of my favourite comedians @kiripritchardmc @nabilabu and James Acaster too! Also watched @nomadicrevery on RHLSTP @Herring1967

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

Brilliant day at #WellsComedyFestival met some of my favourite comedians @kiripritchardmc @nabilabu and James Acaster too! Also watched @nomadicrevery on RHLSTP @Herring1967

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

Don’t rush! I once rushed! Big mistake!

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@AledWynDavies @principalitysta @YogitsRFC @rhysod @chepstowgold @RhonddaVets @FerryRenegades @WRU_Community Fair play mate, looks brilliant!

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

I've got two adult and a child ticket for @BristolCity home game today, unfortunately I can't make the game. Selling for face value £60 for the three. Anyone want them, get in touch

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

I've got two adult and a child ticket for @BristolCity home game today, unfortunately I can't make the game. Selling for face value £60 for the three. Anyone want them, get in touch

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

A fair and well delivered message, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's game

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Everyone is hugely grateful for your support in the stands this season, and the noise and atmosphere you create is a fundamental part of what makes our club so great.

The passionate support of City fans is a vital part of what makes football so special at Ashton Gate. It is completely understandable that emotions run high, particularly at this stage of the season.

However, we must remind supporters that in the interests of safety and wellbeing for everyone inside our stadiums, the pitch is for players, managers and officials, while the stands are for fans to support their team.

At the end of last season, the EFL witnessed some unwelcome scenes when fans entered the field of play without permission at several grounds. Even if this is done in celebratory fashion, any supporter who comes onto the pitch is breaking the law and putting the welfare of players, coaches, club staff and fellow fans at risk.

We know that this unacceptable behaviour is carried out by a minority of fans, and their actions do not represent most supporters, but they risk ruining the fantastic experience of a football match for everyone.

At the start of this season, the Premier League, EFL and The FA worked with the Football Supporters' Association to introduce new measures and stronger sanctions to tackle anti-social and criminal behaviours, such as entering the pitch and the use of pyrotechnics.

This includes automatic club bans and police action, and we have seen cases this season which have led to fans receiving criminal records. This can impact employment and education prospects, restrict ability to travel overseas, and could result in a prison sentence. Club bans have also been extended to accompanying parents or guardians of children who have taken part in this activity and encouraged their children to go onto the pitch.

The message to supporters is simple, please respect the players and show your continued support from the stands.  The players will perform a lap of appreciation and thank you, but give them their space to thank you with their families in safety.  Our CCTV at the ground is excellent and anyone identified coming onto the pitch will receive a ban for the start of the new season.

'LOVE FOOTBALL. PROTECT THE GAME'

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@BristolCity get him over, sign him up. Bet he would say no to photos on the roof of the stand!

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Former Colombian international defender Gerardo Bedoya holds the world record for most red cards in a career with 41 🇨🇴👊

[Martyn @mbrooks83]

@Reedyberg as discussed....can't wait

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

Delighted that my guest for RHLSTP on 28th May in Wells will once again be the excellent @nomadicrevery John Robins. Still a few tickets https://t.co/ceV5LhLImU (i am also doing a stand up show later that day https://t.co/dFw6oQHFiP)