matt

Orion did this.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

*My entire family enjoying the fireworks*

Our dog’s subplot:

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

bringing this back. happy 4th

[Toerlys Velaryon @Migwebs]

Poor girl ended up with the Ron Artest of dragons

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

We can confirm Seth recorded his S5 lines before the events depicted in the latest @TheBoysTV episode

[GoldenKnight @GoldenKnightGFX]

LEBRON JAMES LITERALLY CREATED A TEAMMATE TO THROW AN OOP TO IN THE PLAYOFFS MAN STOP ALL THE DEBATES

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i would never leave the house ever again if i saw this

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[🜏⟨ Syrlae|02 ⟩🜏 @elchaoluis]

Psicólogos en 1980 cuando les decias que estabas triste:

[ele 𝜗𝜚 @kittijmn]

getting ready to defend starlight for the next 6 weeks

[Shnoods🍉 @Shn00ds]

Cuz drip never dies brother

[angel @angeldot_]

we all died during COVID and we are in hell

[JT @jiratickets]

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

laughing at my own joke before saying it.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

My cat when I sleep at someone else’s house for a night

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

Might rain this week. Might not

[bing @bangbowbing]

fucked up in the crib off the Thomas Jefferson Cart

[Jum @JesterJum]

A shark can swim faster than me.

I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon against a shark, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.