He Hate Me

(not)mitchell. i like margaritas. SC: Flexxmb

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

@DraftKings why are my parlays not updating for Monday night football?

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@IrishAlaskan4 Ahh I knew you’d go to Twitter…
I told you were I was….
Remember you said you’d kill me because you lost in fantasy football 😂
I never threatened you.

I’m in the same place every day,, since you have your big boy britches on, be about it nerd.

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@danawhite @UltimateFighter @espn @UFCFightPass You have to give Timur a second shot after that performance!!!!!! @MikeChandlerMMA @danawhite @ufc @Mickmaynard2

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

@alaskansunhat Thought it was short for Krull the Warrior King

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🤣🤣😭😭

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@FOXNashville How many fatal accidents have occurred this morning/today?

I received a call my cousin was involved in a fatal accident this morning????

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69.420% of statistics are false

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Weather is fake. I seen Truman Show!

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

Should’ve left it as… she won’t like it when she sees my new thing 😂

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Oof that’s mean…

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She’s a 10 and welp, you just aren’t anymore…

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

I am ducking dyinnnnng

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A brunette would NEVER send me this kind of energy

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Blonde girls always have an attitude

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

Hahahah I am fucking crying 😭

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

My @StevenCheah tribute

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Unfortunately the Bucs defense sucks

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

TITANS/DOLPHINS 4 LIFE…

But MY GOD TOMPA BRADY IS UNSTOPPABLE

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

Happy Birthday meely poo
Captain Choco-la-TEETO Jones
The chili pot bandit
The apple 🍎 of my eye 👁
My sugar pie cinnamon bunn
The ebony to my ivory
The ivory to my ebony

Oatmeely I hope you have a great day on your day, and I can’t wait to see you back home @The_Kid_Oatmeal

[He Hate Me @mbrowxr]

the future wife is in Texas