Max Brunner

Abolish the DMV, Anti-Big 12 Refs

[Max Brunner @mbrunner1698]

Breakfast: Greek yogurt, eggs, and fruit.

Lunch: salad and grilled chicken

Dinner: cheeseburger, fries, Oreos, fruit snacks, ice cream, half of a frozen pizza and six handfuls of Doritos

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

You hold a comedian to a higher standard than the president of the United States.

[Steelers Hostage @SteelBuckeye7]

Defunding education is how they make more republicans

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

Someone please tell me what’s wrong with the bill because I simply do not believe the senate will ever vote to help anyone.

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

This is a tricky one because I don't trust Iranian media to report casualties accurately, but do I trust Israel to bomb schoolchildren at every conceivable opportunity

[Chad Scott @cpscott16]

Two things can be true.

1. Assassinating the head of a sovereign state exceeds the president's unilateral authority without a war declaration and should not be allowed.

2. Fuck the Ayatollah, I'm glad he is dead.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[ExoGhost @ExoGhost]

Modern CoD Zombies is so bad that it makes Tranzit look like a masterpiece

[ExoGhost @ExoGhost]

I would rather play World at War than any modern CoD zombies

This is what a video game with soul looks like.

[Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @EllieGabalus]

Rare reasonable Texas policy

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

“Make America Healthy Again”

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

ICE Agent Returns Home to Hero’s Welcome From AI Girlfriend https://t.co/TKsvGK0FU0

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

“So you’re $39 trillion in debt?”

“Yes, Dave.”

“And now you want to spend another $800 billion to buy Greenland?”

“That’s correct, Dave.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Temu Himmler

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

This is true…..

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

nyc subway goes america first