mama mads

24 🦋 Mommy to Colton John & Sawyer Lee 🫶🏼 Wife of William Thomas 💍

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My almost 5 yr old just asked me to play t swifts all too well 10 min version

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welp I give up

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@Napoleanne_ I do be a poop fart pants 👉🏼👈🏼

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Me: Colton, you’re my favorite little boy in the world.
Colton: yeah mommy. You’re a poop fart pants.

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I have the sweetest little boy in the world… out of nowhere in the car he just goes “we love you mommy.” 😭

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Getting my bestie more for Valentine’s Day than my actual husband is very on brand for me

[Lou @Napoleanne_]

@mbstauff The artist: The art:

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Leanne just left with my 4 year old to go on a little date just them two 🥺 mom friends, get you a leanne

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@Napoleanne_ Bitch

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Just got 4 lil tats in 45 mins am I mentally ill yes

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I think I deserve a tattoo

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I really would die without my mother in law

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“Kohls cash holds more value than the American currency” - Leanne

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One kid crying cause he’s teething, the other one home from school crying cause he’s throwing up :) yeehaw!!

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Calling Leanne til she wakes up to kidnap her and take her with me for a 30 min drive to pick up a gift solely because I’m scared to drive alone ✨

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#friendship

[Lou @Napoleanne_]

Casually driving to Maddie’s house to make her put my hair in a ponytail for me

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Y’all must’ve forgotten I can see who visits my tiktok page 😘 hope ya like what ya see

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@sleatherwood9 I did it 🥲

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Am I a full grown tattooed woman going to Claire’s to impulsively pierce my ears again to feel something? Maybe

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Leanne took protein powder for the first time today and says “I feel like I could kill a man right now.”