Mbuso Mpungose

Yesterday you said tomorrow (yes...you).Just do it.

[Mr Ngezana🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @Makaziwe_N]

Last weekend before we start a campaign to defend our treble🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[Special Investigating Unit (SIU) @RSASIU]

#SIUWorkingForYou| SIU SECURED ORDER TO FREEZE FORMER PRASA CEO'S PROPERTIES LINKED TO A R5.6 BILLION IT TENDER

The Special Investigating Unit (SIU) secured a preservation order from the Special Tribunal ordering the preservation of two multimillion-rand properties linked to former Passenger Rail Agency of South Africa (PRASA) Group Chief Executive Officer (GCEO), Mr Tshepo Lucky Montana.

(Infographics to follow)

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Ronaldo has started learning to sing so he can appear in the 2030 World Cup final.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

[Mr Ngezana🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @Makaziwe_N]

The best in the league

[uMlambo 🇿🇦 @Afri_core]

Next thing we will be told nyaope contributes 5% of the GDP but blamed for youth addiction.

[🇿🇦Olivia La Grange🇿🇦 @Olivia_LaGrange]

Many Zimbabweams seem to believe they have a RIGHT to be in South Africa, even if it's illegally.

Fascinating.

[sean @_sn_n]

Texas is such a red state that a good Christian man is losing to an adulterer.

[Jacinta Ngobese🇿🇦 @JacintaNgobese]

Reading this actually melted my heart!! We Thank the Lord on a Sunday for making this possible … South Africa will rise again 🙏🏻🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🥹

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

WHY would Republicans block this???

[SnowflakeSlayer @SnowflakeSlayr1]

🤣

[EL Treble Gatsheni🏴‍☠️ 9️⃣1️⃣ vanquish football @SiyaNdlovu91]

Genuine own goals?

[Mbaliyezwe @mbali_ndlela]

Once upon a time, Tito Mboweni would post a whole chicken with enough garlic to kill vampires from here to Jupiter around this time, only to post it falling off the bone marrow at 23h17. Then an empty plate by midnight.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

They FINALLY released a video proving Mitch McConnell is actually alive

And all you conspiracy nuts doubted it!!🙄

[Mlungisi Ntshangase @Mlu__N77]

Her: “You must convince my family before we can get married.”

Her family:

[Lethabo @CheetahPlains]

You can't expect us to unite with Boesak and Fraser. Some of us are anti corruption

[Khulani Qoma @KhulaniQoma]

When media take obviously biased positions, our democracy is in jeopardy. Nothing exposes this sad tale like the refusal by certain media to see the sovereign risk posed by IDAC. These aren't Malema's gossips or some shebeen musings. They come from a constitutional commission.

[Connie dlamini @Conniedlamini4]

South africa you don't deserve internet 😭😭😹😹 what is this 😂

[Nonceba Mhlauli @NoncebaMhlauli]

Sabu-Holy trinity? President, SG & TG all
in one? 🧐