Margaret Anne

Wife, business owner, president of the Cracker Barrel biscuits and gravy fan club

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump signs an executive order keeping men OUT of women's sports.

Promises made, promises kept.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Haven’t been on here in about 5 years. Just spent 20 minutes reading my old tweets only to remember how funny I am.

Anyways….umm what’s good what’s poppin nice to see yall again

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Found my 2006 Christmas list. It was a literal scroll and had 78 items including: a pink race car with flames(🤔), a pool, and pink razor phone.

Today, with significantly lowered expectations, I am asking for a salad spinner and less anxiety. Come thru, Santa.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

@ItsKait67 What’d I tell ya 😘

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

I have never in my life been more excited for New Years than Christmas but Mariah Carey and the scent of pine on *everything* is giving me a migraine and y’all have been playing Christmas music since September. I’ve about had my fill of the holly and jolly business. I’m not sorry

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

PSA: everyone with Spotify premium can get a Google Home Mini for exactly $0. Check your email.

RT to save a life.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

@AustinRogers78 This was uncalled for Roge

[Jordan Ta'amu @JTaamu10]

Nothing but respect for Coach Luke! I will always be grateful for the things he’s done for us as players and as a program. It’s hard to understand that from the outside looking in. I know he’s created a culture of resiliency and these players will continue to show it!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

There is a full 10 years between these pictures and I’m still mad that someone let me think that those eyebrows + the slicked back ponytail was a move.

[Brian Hadu @BrianHaDu]

There’s a full ten years between these pics and can I just say thank God for growing up bc geez

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

I thought I was going to be the next Meredith Grey but I’m really just poor, hungry, and emotionally unstable. 18 y/o me would be APPALLED.

[allison @StarksAllison]

it just hit me that 5 years ago i was in high school and they were asking "where do you see yourself in 5 years" and i want you all to know i was very wrong

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

I thought adulthood would be full of fancy dinner parties and expensive moisturizers BUT HAHAHA I just turned off my heat so I can my utility bill isn’t $372 again.

This is every bit not what I expected. I feel lied to and also betrayed.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Nobody:

@shelbyelkinss at Old Town:
“Actually you can leave the cheese grater at the table”

https://t.co/M9w7IDpeBm

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Here’s your friendly reminder that seasonal depression gets real this time of year. Check on your people.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

How did I ever make it through 9 pm chapter meeting? LOL post-grad me could never (& furthermore would never)

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Like if I get another DM that starts with:

“Hey girl! Haven’t talked to you in a while, but I thought you might be interested in some of my awesome products! ✨”

The answer is no and I’m turning off my phone forever

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

Just as a public service announcement, to all the people who *barely* keep up with my existence via social media:

I do not want to try out your weight loss drink or your magic hair pills or buy life insurance from you.

I’m poor and so tired pls leave me alone.

[Margaret Anne @mbyrd7988]

In case anyone has forgotten, Edna Mode is the best fictional character of all time. Don’t @ me.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Coach Richard is Coach of the Year