Matt Coughlin

*THE REAL OFFICIALAL ACCOUNT* Culturally Woke/Trilingual/Big Pizza fan/Big Celtics fan

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

@mcough @KurtBert Let me put some pimpin’ in it!

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

@mcough I’m just here texting you, “hi.”

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Hi

[Matt Coughlin @mcough]

Do y’all say hi to each other or just start texting?

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Goodnight, Jake. Can I get my Twitter back, now?

[Matt Coughlin @mcough]

Just got told I look like Jake Gyllenhaal. So imma end my day now and y’all have a great rest of your day.

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Watch me #BeThatGuy #OneDay

[Willa V⁷ @Willav777]

I always keep my fingers crossed that I sit next to a handsome guy on my plane. So far, my record is 0-0😐

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Except for when I tell you to DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

[Matt Coughlin @mcough]

Can’t nobody tell me nothin

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

It’s so early, Kate. But I’m always up for a good Marg; where’s the move?

[snydaho @snydaho]

I’ve been at a bar waiting for my friends for like hours curving all my worst impulses and they have negative 4.2 seconds before I cave and start pounding tequila shots

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Yes.

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

It’s really a struggle trying to #REBUILD. I spent years building the @mcough brand, only for some finger-happy-hacker to come in and swipe the account away from me like the @thenypizzarat.

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

BUT IT TASTES SO GOOOOOOD

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

*DROWNS IN BOTH SORROW, AND FOURTH ICED COFFEE OF THE DAY*

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Stop spreading lies #OnHere

[Matt Coughlin @mcough]

@nick_mal i cant control the fake account, i stil have no idea who it is, i did ask for this though

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Nick, please, unfollow the imposter.

[Nick Malafronte @nick_mal]

@mcough 👀

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Follow THE REAL OFFICIAL ACCOUNT of ya boy, not this cyberthief @mcough. Please RT for support.

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

This is fake news.

[Matt Coughlin @mcough]

Good morning to everyone but @mc0ugh

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Account got suspended at 1,278. Please follow new account here. @mcough has got overrun by an imposter. Please don’t report this account.

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Big news guys, just ordered a pizza and I threw up in my mouth at the smell. Guess I don’t like pizza anymore. Who woulda thunk. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Matt Coughlin @mc0ugh]

Kyrie haters man. Come on. He doesn’t suck. Stop it.