布莱恩

Heart like flowers and trees, born in the sun, died in the low moon.

[樁山民子 @Maorou_K8M]

第一次录这种跳舞视频🌚…… 诶呦我好多肥肉

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It seems cat got natural tattoo of a cat on its paw 🐾

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Jeremy Clarkson opened a pub in August 2024 with one rule: every single ingredient British. Here is what that rule immediately deleted from a perfectly ordinary pub.

- No coffee.
- No Coca-Cola.
- No gin and tonic. Quinine will not grow here.
- No lemons. No limes.
- No ketchup, for two years.
- No avocado. No pineapple.

His own line was that instead of a slice of lemon you would be offered a slice of turnip.

That list is not a gimmick. It is an audit of how much of a normal British menu now arrives by ship, and the answer turns out to be most of the small things nobody thinks about.

Then the figure underneath it all. A sausage made from his own pigs costs 74p. The same sausage made from imported pig meat costs 18p. He is absorbing that gap on every plate that leaves the kitchen, which is precisely the gap every British pig farmer is asked to compete across, without a television programme paying the difference.

And the ketchup has the best ending in the whole story. So many people asked for it that a sign went up telling them to stop. Then a producer in Chatham built one out of Isle of Wight passata, Hampshire cider vinegar and Essex salt, and it went on the menu.

The demand was always sat there. Nobody had bothered building the supply.

[rafa ☆ lan wangji 📚: yuwu @yeIIowstars]

Eu quando tô lendo uma novel chinesa e chega numa descrição poetica completamente aleatório envolvendo flores e rios, daí me dou conta que aquilo é um hot dos protagonistas

[マーモット中毒 @marmot_addict]

ユーロの新紙幣、マーモット案を出せばよかったです

[Paolo Mantoan @Yuric83]

This is cinematic photography 🎥📷

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

This bottle holder cracks me up 😂

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[あの @aNo2mass]

可愛い絆創膏を手に入れて
痛いの痛いので飛んでったヨ〜〜〜

[布莱恩 @mc35669]

还记得你何时加入 X 吗？我知道！#我��X周年纪念日

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Arrêtez de sonner chez les gens quand il fait 35°
On ne peut pas ouvrir,
On est en slip !
Un peu de respect

[Himmel @desscenderr]

maaf semuanya aku udh gakuat

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Jeremy Clarkson has been diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer during the final two episodes of Clarkson’s Farm.💔

Heartbreaking news. The disease was caught early and he has since undergone surgery.

Jeremy has left us with the words -

"If this is all successful, I'll see you for season six, and if it isn't, I won't".

We’re all praying for a full recovery, our thoughts are with all those affected by this awful news. Hold your loved ones close.❤️

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Stop war

[yuya @yuya0240]

夏の北海道が絶景なんです

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Planning de l'été

[hay nyash @hay_nyash]

sport is a big part of my life