Michael

Down bad

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1919, Éamon de Valera escaped from Lincoln Prison by making an imprint of the key, drawing it and sending it to friends outside. They copied it, made a replica and smuggled it to him inside a cake. He went on to become President of Ireland.

[pikuma.com @pikuma]

It's interesting how AI is constantly providing false information and incorrect statements about my area of expertise. Fortunately, it's very useful and always right about topics I know very little about.

[Fun Ahead 🇺🇸 @heroesahead]

Obi Wan: Let's sell this super expensive ship we're in and buy a cheaper one that works and fly to coruscant

Qui Gon: Hear me out. We put a child in a racecar and sort of see how it goes.

[Gary @Gary_Poynton]

It's really very simple, the water break should only be in play above a certain temperature threshold so the fact that it's been applied across the whole competition means we should call it what it is

4 quarters so the yanks can get an extra ad break

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

Nothing says a momentum killer like a hydration break in an enclosed, air conditioned stadium.
#GERCUW #FifaWorldCup

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

There’s something so inherently wrong with a society that can’t go 45 minutes without an ad.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“The guy who has all the money isn’t taking anyone’s money. The people with no money are.”

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

We know. That’s why we’re all pissed off that it’s there.

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Had a proper look at the world cup fixtures for the first time.

Some of those games are for massive perverts.

Iran vs New Zealand at 2am on a Tuesday stands out. That'll separate the leisuremen from the employed.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Boy, you turn me inside out…

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

Thank you for writing us off...

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

And on this day in 2026, we qualified for the EUROPA LEAGUE 🤯

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Emery has won the Europa League 5 times and with three separate clubs. But they all have Villa in the name

[Jono 2.5 @jontranslates]

Spurs have a worse record at Stamford Bridge than Harald Hardrada

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Crazy to think that Portsmouth against Sunderland in the Checkatrade final pulled a bigger crowd than Chelsea against Man City in the FA Cup final 🤯

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Ooh look at me, I’m Aston Villa and I’m gonna prioritise my European Semi-final instead of relegating Spurs for a laugh

Pathetic.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

this may sound extreme but I am fundamentally superior to those who watch this

[Billie @Billie_T]

Most embarrassing Tudor performance in Spain since the counter Armada in 1589

[- @HaIfTurn]

Tottenham fans next season

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hot air balloon accident has to be the worst way to die cause your ass didn’t need to be up there doing that whimsical shit in the first place