Morti5ed

So glad I was a child in the 60's and 70's. Don't bother sending DMs...I won't answer.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@rmowring @hovah76 Hmmm...

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@hovah76 That's only your opinion...just like assholes, everybody has one. I could get on here and rant this and that about the entire black lesbian thug squad. But, doesn't mean shit...just like your 59 word short drabble.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

Even with all the assaults...her numbers debunk your bullshit.

Year 2 (2026 Season)

Scoring: Averages 21.2 points per game, ranking 3rd overall in the WNBA.

Assists: Averages 8.2 assists per game, ranking 2nd overall. [1, 2]

Year 1 (2024 Season)

Scoring: Averaged 19.2 points per game, ranking 9th overall (and 1st among rookies) in the WNBA.

Assists: Averaged 8.4 assists per game, ranking 1st overall across the entire WNBA. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@cutiieepie6 100%

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@TheBrancaShow Whose advancing on who? Better watch closer.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@AntiLeftMemes C...they all grow up.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@libsoftiktok This lady's face has zero symmetry...talks out of the side of her mouth and has eyes belonging to 2 separate people. Incest maybe.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@realMaalouf Fucking animals...deserve to be castrated at birth.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@RuthGrayChapman Can't trust a WNBA player who's dick is bigger than mine.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@janninereid1 Let me know before it all comes crashing down.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@AntiWokeMemes Hit the road jack.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@RealJamesWoods What a fucking joke...call a WNBA lesbian a thug and the gloves come off. Beat the shit out of a straight white player and you get, "oh I didn't see it".

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

I need to hire one of those.

[𝕏erias @xerias_x]

Imagine this is the World Cup ⚽️

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@HazelMoore32 They should have castrated the piece of shit.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

True

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@MrWhiteMAGA That explains everything.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@RealJamesWoods I think its beyond "dugout clearing" time.

[Morti5ed @mc_bryde6]

@MarioNawfal What a fucking joke...Citizen Vigilante coming to a country near you.