Doug McClain

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Jasmin Laine @JasminLaine]

Let’s say your boss hired a consultant to make sure the company you work for absolutely crushed the next quarter.

But the company was kind of in the hole. You, being the loyal employee you are, had even gone so far as to work extra hours without pay, and avoided taking vacation days just so you could do your part for a job you love—naturally, you and your colleagues raised some concern about spending more money on a new consultant with similar ideas as the last one.

Your boss promised you all, “this is the guy”… and to convince you of his certainty, said “we’re going to build at speeds not seen in generations.”, “we’ll be a super power”. “You’re all going to get bonuses once this plan works.”.

365 days pass… and the results are worse than you could have expected. So bad, that thousands of your colleagues have chosen to leave the company for better opportunity with a different one.

The business is now in double the debt it was before his employment.

The promise of revenue by the consultant, turned out to be “not worth the paper they’re written on”.

And worse, you find out that he actually only answered the phone calls by your panicked boss once every five days. The rest of the time, he was off using the private jet, flying around the world and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in inflight catering on almost every trip.

When you checked with accounting, you discovered that instead of actually build significant wealth for the company, he had re-labeled all sorts of expense categories… replaced your colleagues with low skilled and low wage workers, claiming the company was thriving because of all this new employment and demand, and insulted your biggest customer so badly that they no longer want to do business with you.

When you brought this up to your boss, who you’ve worked for your entire career and thought you had a good relationship with, he called you the problem. A traitor and said you were spewing misinformation.

You showed him all your evidence, and he told you to “get the F#%> out. Pack your bags and leave if you’re going to be so negative and talk down the company like that.”

That’s basically Canada right now.

[Jayde @Jayde8700]

Imagine still defending Mark Carney like he is doing a good job as PM.

PEAK STUPIDITY!!!

[FringeMinority @MinorityFinge]

There really is a stupid number of low intellect Canadians who think Canada can survive without the US.
Elbows up idiots.

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

Trump will not renew CUSMA
Elbows up morons.

Excellent negotiation skills @MarkJCarney

Step down man.

[AllDaveAllNight @DaveT92002397]

@Bret_Sears Maybe there are other old world traditions that should return as well?

[Zachary Tisdale 🇨🇦 @ztisdale]

24 Sussex becoming dilapidated and infested with rats is the perfect metaphor for Canada after 11 years of the Liberals. 🤷‍♂️

[Doug McClain @mc_clain2]

@MarkJCarney Ok oh wise one, then how come all of my costs have increased?

[Coleen Mac @colleen_torp1]

Yup, anyone else with me?

[Coleen Mac @colleen_torp1]

Anyone else agree?

[Ivano Defazio 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇺🇸 @DefazioIvano]

When a government has to hand out Grocery Rebate to help people eat....Thats proof of failure NOT compassion

[Concerned Canadian @Concern70732755]

If you don’t get this then by default you are a Liberal !

[Clyde Do Something 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @ClydeDoSomethin]

The USMCA is dead in the water and you can thank every idiot who voted Liberal.

[Mike McMullen 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 @truthtrain101]

Here are headlines from the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

Simultaneously, they all want a social media ban. "To protect the children".

Our governments aren't calling the shots; they're following orders.

This is just one example. Every law passed happens in the exact same way in all for 4 countries. This cannot be possible unless each leader of each country works for the exact same people.

Our leaders are not elected; they are installed.

#UK #NewZealand #Canada #Austrailia

[The Weird Canadian @Weird_Canadian]

I now believe every province should be looking to separate from Canada. Clearly, Ottawa is not serious about fixing the problems they made...

[🍁TEMPORARY NAME @TEMP0RARY_NAME]

Good job @MarkJCarney @liberal_party !

[Cass Blackburn @FiftyFootNest]

This is a perfect photo description of how Mark Carney and the Liberals are running Canada.

[Dave West @davidallenwest]

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[ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Mark Carney's Ego @MarkCarneyEgo]

Justin Trudeau, eat your heart out!