Anyone else talk back to the microwave after it’s done cooking and then beeps two minutes later when you still haven’t taken it out ...”alright, alright, I’m comingggg”
I just screamed bloody murder in the kitchen and sean, from the other room, uttered “what” and hasn’t checked on me since. It’s been 5 minutes. #footballseason
Went golfing in the poconos and Basically got robbed and bullied by 100 Orthodox Jewish kids who didn’t understand that I didn’t work there. They wanted to pay for the golf cart and then eventually just tried to steal it lol
My family spent thousands of dollars for their vacation home - they arrived yesterday to broken windows, filthy conditions, and non-working oven and stove. Owner advertised beach access that doesn't exist. @vrbo is refusing to intervene. TOTAL FRAUD.
Sean lost his sunglasses in the ocean and tanner said “well on the bright side, you get to spend the rest of your life with Mary Caite”
TANNER COLL FOR PRESIDENT
Samuel really loves bugs. Today he got stung by a bee because he wanted to hold him.
Good opportunity for me to do some parenting so I told him that sometimes the ones we love the most end up hurting us because the world isn’t fair but the good news is death awaits all of us.